thread_prefix.18 roleplay thread

[Fagon]

*pushes you*

 

[basil]

ohh yes i love these omg

"stop!!"

 

[Fagon]

because I can, you stinky little chudcel. Now give me your wallet.

 

[Brainstorm]

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF IF YOU KEEP TALKING TO ME

 

[basil]

*walks into the conversation*

hey buddy, you need to lose some weight, who do you think you are? *points at fat soyjak*

 

[Fagon]

*walks into the conversation*
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hey buddy, you need to lose some weight, who do you think you are? *points at fat soyjak*

Your show got cancelled lol

Fine. Come closer so I can give it to you
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*takes 3 steps towards you*

 

[basil]

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Your show got cancelled lol

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*takes 3 steps towards you*

excuse me? that show was not about me, it was about my cat, Garfield, he is very famous and i'm very rich, unlike you.

 

[Fagon]

*grabs you by the neck and squeezes hard* You picked the wrong guy to mess with. I'm going to RAPE YOOOOOOOU
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*knocks your glasses off and blows my rape whistle*
HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!

 

[Jimb0]

Guys you need to stop you are scaring me!!!!

 

[basil]

THE R*PE WHISTLE? NO WAY!! I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, LEST THEY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO LIZ!

wait...
*turns around*

i need not worry! the individual who sounded the r*pe whistle is the aggresor! i need to stay and tell the r*pe police what really happened!

 

[Fagon]

h...help

 

[Jimb0]

My boy ain't done nuffin why dese pigs dem killed em shot my poor boy in da street

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

Aw sheit nigga da police killed that black guy that dindu nuffin

 

[Fagon]

SUSPECT IS ARMED AND RESISTING ARREST *bang bang bang*

*gets hit by a stray bullet*
i.. don't feel so good...

 

[Jimb0]

SAVE THE WHITE GUY FIRST WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NIGGER

 

[Jimb0]

@Hagon keep roleplaying lil nigga

 

[Fagon]

*is too big and fat to fit in the back of the ambulance*

 

[Jimb0]

THIS WHITE CRACKER IS TOO FAT, CALL IN THE HELICOPTER
*nigger is dying in the background and protesters start to form and shout that TYRONE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN*
*policeman stands in shock and helps the paramedics*

 

[Fagon]

*FWOOSH FWOOSH FWOOSH FWOOSH FWOOSH FWOOSH FWOOSH*

 

[Jimb0]

*WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THE GROUND*