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[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

Aight craka this is fo' mah boys
*takes xir earrings*
*proceeds to attack the officer with her shoe*

 

[Jimb0]

*SHOTS RING AS THE POLICE SERGEANT SHOOTS THE SHANIQUA*
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED ARMED NIGGER BLACK WOMAN ATTACKED ME I REQUEST BACKUP REQUEST BACKUP

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

What's happening here?

I... can't... breathe... ACK!

 

[Stephen]

NOOO IS THAT A POLICE PIGGY DEFENDING HIMSELF?????
I JUST GOT ON THE SCENE BECAUSE REPORTERS ARE FASTER THAN COPS(EVEN DOE THEY ARENT) AND NOW I GOTTA TELL THE WORLD TO RIOT AGAINST THESE EVIL SELF DEFENDERINOS!!!!!! DONT HURT THE NIGGO!!!!!!

 

[Fagon]

Nah, this crakkka really thought he was boutta get away after what he did!
*FSWOOOOOOOSH*

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

I'm... Dying... ACK

 

[Jimb0]

*cracker falls to the ground from the blown up helicopter, bits of his bacon splatter all over the protesters, everyone is in pure shock*

 

[Fagon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*SPLAT*

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

OH GOD THAT POOR GUY JUST DIED OR SOMETHING, BUT AT LEAST THAT PIG COP JUST DIED OR SOMETHING

 

[Jimb0]

*JOE ROBINETT BIDEN APPEARS*
I'M JOE ROBINETT BIDEN AND I'M HERE TO--
I forgot...

 

[Fagon]

*Chuddy boots up his odysee live stream to cover the situation*

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

Alright so there was a cultural marxist protest over 3 black persons getting killed by the police because these black persons attacked the cops, there also where 6 dead people and other 12 wounded, diversity sure isn't our strenght or something

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

*mass protests extend all over the country*

 

[Fagon]

*rubs hands together*
Yes... all according to plan. Soon there will be no one left to oppose us kikes lol...

 

[Stephen]

*National Guard is deployed to quell riots, only targets wypipo*

 

[Jimb0]

Increase the protests by 300%
make another nigger a martyr, I was thinking about george floyd a fentanyl addict, I say make a cop strangle him to death with a knee

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

The cultural marxist protests continue all over the country, and they keep burning everything to the ground (including black businesses btw)

*constant screans of "say their names, say their names"*

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

Yeah these riots will lead to the marxist american revolution or something

 

[Jimb0]

*the whole thing culminates around the capitol*
*counterprotesters form*
BRING BACK TRUP WE DEMAND ORANGE MAN BACK WHITE LIVES MATTER
*THEY CHANT THAT*

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

*the rednecks make an coup d'état and take the power*
I, Joe Dimadone III, name myself dictator of the USA