Coal Roleplay thread o algo

[Sneedman]

>Oh my, this is just like he hecking gmod
Cus every site needs rp or somehing

 

[Itransheartblox]

*rapes you*

*dodges*

 

[1844 or something]

Holy FUCK delete the site already

 

[DonutHole]

OwO *notices ur bulge* *pounces on u* Rawwwr!!! 0////0

 

[KingofTheRing]

Well excuse me, bitch. But I can assure you that I graduated top of my class at Happy Harvard, the best school on The Island. I was taught to fight, to survive, to lead. I am 10, if not 20 times more capable of beating your ass than you are of calling yourself a parent, especially towards me. I can assure I am not a child, but rather a threat. If I can see you, I can kill you. I will build empires with the world around me and watch them crumble on your body as you suffer slowly, tower after tower falling on top of you. I will not hesitate to fight you, nor will I hesitate to kill you and have you suffer the slow death you deserve.
Do not make me start flossing. Or else.

 

[KingofTheRing]

>OwO *notices ur bulge* *pounces on u* Rawwwr!!! 0////0

 

[Sneedman]

Whenever I get a gf, I'm inviting her to this site so we can have our marriage in this thread

 

[ISTANBUL]

*detonates a bomb that kills everyone*

 

[dd/mm/yyyy]

i was fooling around in vs code, seething at why it wouldn't let me run my c++ code then i realized its because i wasn't in a trusted window
this is relevant because i am larping as a tech nurd (evandoe i am one irl)

 

[Hamas_2]

*paint myself brown and shits in the streets in Canada*

 

[Neutralplier]

*me the nonchalant dread head with unspeakable charisma walks up*
'Sup.

 

[Stephen]

 

[AdmirableAfrican]

wheres the mcdonald’s at

 

[greg]

*Alarm clock wakes me up* Erm... what time is it?

 

[Twostripe]

*points a gun at (You)* 5k on the floor or you die.

 

[Ohio]

I'm a trans girl and I need my diaper changed

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I'm a trans girl and I need my diaper!

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

*points a gun at (You)* 5k on the floor or you die.

Shieet nigga I ain't got no money mane

 

[Chairman]

*raises hand* Can I larp as a real woman o algo?

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

*raises hand* Can I larp as a real woman o algo?

Yes xis.