Shit No One Cares About Retarded Ramblings

KingofTheRing

What comes up, must come down!
Nothing worth writing today.
Might review slop I watch in here when I get to it.
Passerby and literal who alike, expect A-LOT of sonic shit since it's quite literally the only franchise I give a fuck about.
That's all for now, gonna start writing in here starting tomorrow, or maybe not who knows.
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Nothing worth writing today.
Might review slop I watch in here when I get to it.
Passerby and literal who alike, expect A-LOT of sonic shit since it's quite literally the only franchise I give a fuck about.
That's all for now, gonna start writing in here starting tomorrow, or maybe not who knows.
Did you play the new Sonic Dream Team update
 
Did you play the new Sonic Dream Team update
I wish, I got the game on release and gave it a fair shot (It was pretty alright.) but there was nothing left after all was said and done to keep me coming back.
I’ve considered getting it back and giving it another shot but man, I’m just not arsed paying the iToy fees, I‘m just going to wait for the eventual decompilation and or sloppy fan-made port to PC.
Speaking of decompilation, I’m really looking forward to the Sonic Advance 2 decomp that’s currently being worked, those games desperately need widescreen.
 
Nothing worth writing today.
Might review slop I watch in here when I get to it.
Passerby and literal who alike, expect A-LOT of sonic shit since it's quite literally the only franchise I give a fuck about.
That's all for now, gonna start writing in here starting tomorrow, or maybe not who knows.
Do you agree with the rational people of the world on that Sonic Adventure sucks? I don't understand how so many people like that game when Sonic controls terribly in it and he falls through the terrain half the time.
 
Do you agree with the rational people of the world on that Sonic Adventure sucks? I don't understand how so many people like that game when Sonic controls terribly in it and he falls through the terrain half the time.
Sonic Adventure 2 is a lack-luster piece of crap that doesn't deserve the praise it's been falsely given.
SA2 has some of the worst controls I've ever seen in a video game, and the levels don't complement those controls at all, instead continuously punishing you for even attempting to play the game like a rational person, I cannot tell you HOW many times I've decided to give SA2 another chance and I can't tell you HOW many times I've dropped it almost immediately after due to the sickening amount of fucking bullshit the game forces through.

I've always considered Adventure 2 to be the "reddit game" of the entire franchise because by God do redditors adore it for no fucking reason other than "muh y2k sovllllll!!!" which isn't even a thing in Adventure 2. In fact, Adventure 2 leans more toward late 90s culture then anything, but hey, don't mind me! I'm just a "90s classicfag" or a "Modern Moran who likes boostshit" or whatever the actual fuck those retards on r/sonicthehedgehog label people as now.

SA2 TL;DR
"Oh, so you like Sonic huh? Well here's three cutscenes that look like shit to give you exposition! Oh, what's that you DON'T like two faggots prancing around a motion capture set that we sold to you as a cutscene? Well here's a ten minute level where you sit inside of a SLOW mecha in a SONIC game. Also here loser, take some slow treasure hunting levels! Oh, what NOW, you wan't Sonic levels? Fine retard, here's some janky dog-shit levels that the janitor probably made in his free time, have fun, there's only like five SONIC levels in the SONIC game so make the most of them! Have fun!"

Sonic Adventure, on the other hand, is one of the most aesthetically pleasing games I've ever played, and it deserves every crumb of praise it receives.
The levels are expansive and solid, the physics are fucking excellent, the plot is gripping, the soundtrack is just amazing, and, most of all, it does not make ME feel like a bitch who's just "along for the ride". When I play Sonic Adventure I feel like I'm actually playing the level and making my own decisions, picking my own routes, getting faster and faster with every completition which is something not alot of Sonic games do anymore and man, it's just a real shame.
I can sit here and suck off Adventure all day and sing its praises but I'm wasting time, just play the game yourself, specifically the steam release with the BetterSADX patch that reverts all the Nintendo Shitcube slop that was added.

MAJOR TL;DR
Sonic Adventure is the coolest shit ever.
SA2 is literal feces.
 

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doomsday zone is cooler than anything that happens in any mario game why is that?
I'd assume it's because the typical 300lb Bing Bing Wahoo fan would simply collapse and die of heart failure on the spot if anything more serious than a leisurely kart race appeared on their dinky Switch screen, so Soytendo wouldn't even bother trying to make anything similar that could be even considered "cool".
 
I'd assume it's because the typical 300lb Bing Bing Wahoo fan would simply collapse and die of heart failure on the spot if anything more serious than a leisurely kart race appeared on their dinky Switch screen, so Soytendo wouldn't even bother trying to make anything similar that could be even considered "cool".
It's more because those games are aimed at 10 year old kids, the demographic vidya was originally developed for. Grown ass adults obsessing over vidya is embarrassing and a societal problem.
 
Decided to spend an hour and make my entire family a fry up with respective cups of tea this morning, only to find that everyone had gone out to do shit except my dad.
Great start to the day, at least the food that wasn't wasted was good.
 
Opinion on the whole Soyanniversary thing?
I don't have any particular strong opinions on the event.
It's fun seeing active community engagement for once (even if it is just a glorified strawpoll to boost PPH), but other then that, the new theme is obnoxious and the promo video gave me digital aids.
I cannot express how awful the promo video is man, the promo should've been used to promote the event rather than all of the moderators' inside jokes, the only thing missing was Jiren.
Also, no clue why they showed /fur/ with a soytan edit instead of /anthro/ with one of the various pieces of OC toward the end of the video, weird decision, but who cares.
 
I don't have any particular strong opinions on the event.
It's fun seeing active community engagement for once (even if it is just a glorified strawpoll to boost PPH), but other then that, the new theme is obnoxious and the promo video gave me digital aids.
I cannot express how awful the promo video is man, the promo should've been used to promote the event rather than all of the moderators' inside jokes, the only thing missing was Jiren.
Also, no clue why they showed /fur/ with a soytan edit instead of /anthro/ with one of the various pieces of OC toward the end of the video, weird decision, but who cares.
It's because they only hire pajeets now.
 
Slightly amusing fact
The video actually uses a colorized edit of someone elses Thanosjak I made for the /anthro/ OC event. (The original image had no color.)
I used the colorized edit in my theme that was shortly after added to the site.
The more you know I suppose.
 

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Slightly amusing fact
The video actually uses a colorized edit of someone elses Thanosjak I made for the /anthro/ OC event. (The original image had no color.)
I used the colorized edit in a theme was shortly after added to the site.
The more you know I suppose.
It's sad that there will be no Talk Like a Pirate Day event.
 
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