Shit No One Cares About Reacts guide

[HACKERMAN88]

sorry for jartycucking you. my involuntary reaction to your posts is to clittycuck react them but this post is a rare exception

so obsessed about a mi

 

[dd/mm/yyyy]

so obsessed about a mi

fuck you IN THE ASS then. from now on i am jartycvcking you no matter what

 

[X Immigrant]

NAME	ICON	ICON MEANING	USAGE	SCORE
Like	View attachment 4925	A thumbs-up icon used on many websites.	Expressing a general positive opinion towards a post	+1
Dislike	View attachment 4929	A thumbs-down icon used on many websites.	Expressing a general negative opinion towards a post	-1
True	View attachment 4926	The graphic for "True" from the fact-checking website Snopes.	Expressing agreement with a post.	+1
False	View attachment 4927	The graphic for "False" from the fact-checking website Snopes.	Expressing disagreement with a post.	-1
Meds		An ms paint drawing of a pill bottle labeled "SchitZO MEDS" taken directly from this 'jak. A reference to the meme of telling someone who posts schizophrenic content to "take their meds"	Given to posts that contain schizophrenic babbling or otherwise marge-inducing behavior.	0
GEG		A blurred image of Cobson laughing. The term "GEG" is particularly associated with cobson due to cobson posters spamming it.	Used to express laughter at a given post. Can be used when a user makes a humorous remark, or to express laughter at a users misfortune or stupidity.	0
Gem		A gem with a soyak face plastered on it. Taken directly from this booru post.	Awarded to posts the user finds particularly high quality.	+1
Coal		A Soyak with a coal texture. Taken directly from this booru post.	Given to posts the user finds particularly low quality, such as racebait.	-1
Selfish Little_Fuck	Selfish Little Fuck	A cryboy soyjak doing a dance traced from the video "Lazy Mountain" by Eltorro64Rus. This 'jak is frequently posted alongside greentexts that use the phrase "because im a selfish little fuck".	Given to posts that exhibit selfish behavior. Almost always used ironically on posts where someone refuses to do something.	0
Awesome		A halfbody rendition of Awesomejak, some FOTM coal that no one remembers and doesn't even have a wiki article.	Given to posts that the user finds "awesome." Seldom used due to its niche already being taken by Gem and Like.	+1
Hmm		A classic soyjak with its finger on its chin, a gesture that usually represents thinking.	Given to posts that are confusing, provide insight, or ask an interesting question.	0
Smug		Smugjak, a variant traced from Hal from the movie Megamind.	Given to posts that are smug or snarky.	0
It Hurts	it_hurts	An edit swedejak (also known as impjak) with its ears cut off and a bruised eye.	Given to posts that are painful to look at or are tragic/sad in nature.	+1
ANGRY		An edit of feraljak being so angry that blood shoots out of his mouth and nose.	Given to posts that express rage or are rage-inducing.	0
Nuts!		A gif of squirreljak, a feraljak subvariant, spazzing out while the text "Nigga I'm Nuts" appears next to them.	Given to posts that are "Nutty", i.e. weird, improbable, or eccentric.	+1
Wholesome		An edit of wholesome soyjak (a gapejak subvariant) holding a heart.	Given to posts that are "wholesome", i.e. sentimental, endearing, or feel-good.	+1
Tranny	View attachment 4930	A troonjak with the rope removed and its head tilted upright.	Given to posts that a tranny would make, such as race-bait or otherwise left-leaning content.	-1
TSMT		A soyak with its eyes closed and pointing upwards. A reference to the Morgan Freeman "He's right you know" meme.	Literally the same meaning as "True"	+1
OMGSISA	View attachment 4931	A front facing gapejak with pepe's eyes. This image was spammed on anime girl posts on the kway with the caption "Oh my god she is so attactive"	Given to posts that are inticing or nice to look at. May also be given to any post made by a female.	+1
AAAAAAAAAA!		A soyak with a shocked expression and distorted facial features	Given to posts with horrifying or grotesque content.	-1

Will never, ever, ever, ever update it award

 

[dd/mm/yyyy]

i was gonna copy it but im not obsessed and autistic enough to make a 2nd guide. maybe tomorrow

 

[1844 or something]

R/196 MOOOOOOOOD DO THIS

 

[Donald McDonald]

MOOOOOOOOODS UPDATE

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

We need to reverse course on the reaction bloat
Remove:
glowie - it's funnier to glowquote, too niche to justify a whole react
marge - same as above
kek - it's literally just geg, talk about redundant
4cuck - too niche and SNCA, haven't seen it used a single time
skull - it's kinda funny but the novelty quickly wears off
jartycuck and ESL have too much overlap, remove one (make jartycuck into an emoji DOE)
I also think awesome is redundant but it's been here for a long time and I don't want to thread on the sacred
Add:
pepe raising a toast (my own niche SNCA is le justified or something)

 

[Coco]

above me

 

[Pepsilord]

This shit STILL HASN'T BEEN UPDATED

 

[ToonSoy]

>”Gemerlad “

 

[Donald McDonald]

Change [] to +0 score

 

[Gemerald]

>You may only attach 6 files

 

[Maya]

@DOLL the reacts are good now thanks

 

[baqqrih]

Haha guys look at this
I call it “Cobye” (like Cobson and Kanye)

 

[Neutralplier]

Haha guys look at this
I call it “Cobye” (like Cobson and Kanye)
View attachment 69119

get a job little boy

 

[baqqrih]

get a job little boy

Sorry man I just wanted to share something funny tonight

 

[condolana]

Haha guys look at this
I call it “Cobye” (like Cobson and Kanye)
View attachment 69119

stay unemployed big man

 

[Neutralplier]

Sorry man I just wanted to share something funny tonight

@Broot can i get an 80 thou on this nigga?

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Cob son funny man

 

[rapson industries .ltc]

shit site