Rant My dick is shooting blood

 
princessparkles said:
matbe soak it in cold water
if your lower body hurts maybe you like tensed your muscles too much? like a workout?
a heat pad might help between ur legs that helps for cramps but i don’t think you should as a man bc it might fry ur testicles
MAYBE GOD IS GIVING YOU INSTANT PUNISHMENT FOR BEING YUCKY



am i gullible or are you actually serious
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how would you know huh
arent you a foid or something
 
Brickshithouse said:
So I've been on "NoFap" for what, 5-6 years? I haven't been doing that cucked method where you count the days but in that time-frame I didn't masturbate at all, I coomed a couple of times but that was justified because I did it whilst inside women. But I was showering today and was struck with this inexplicable urge to start wanking with the might of an angry god, and my brain just shut off and didn't dare to think beyond this moment, so I started jacking it at the speed of light.
I lasted no more than 1 minute, but when I blew it felt like loads and loads of fucking magma pouring out of me into the drain. I must have blasted 11 times in the next half-hour, at some point the water stopped running and I was scraping the dry skin off of my rod as I wanked. On the 11th load it started coming out a little red, and then my cock projectile-vomited several ounces of blood onto the floor. Not much followed directly after that, I cleaned it up, and my entire lower body's been badly aching for the entire day. What the fuck do I do?
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Brickshithouse said:
Update:
I eventually did go see my doctor, and he told me I'd apparently ruptured the inside of my urethra and the blood was leaking in through the erectile tissue. It was already forming a scar which he said would come to block my urination and worsen the pain so I'd eventually need to see a specialist to give me a urethrotomy. But the moment I stood up to leave the room, the doctor's pants inexplicably fell and and then his cock projectile-vomited several ounces of blood onto the floor. Must be contagious.
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It was so FUCKING beliveable, it was the GEMMIEST BAIT EVER until i got to the part where the doctors cock projectile vomited, you had it so good up until that point.
 
Brickshithouse said:
So I've been on "NoFap" for what, 5-6 years? I haven't been doing that cucked method where you count the days but in that time-frame I didn't masturbate at all, I coomed a couple of times but that was justified because I did it whilst inside women. But I was showering today and was struck with this inexplicable urge to start wanking with the might of an angry god, and my brain just shut off and didn't dare to think beyond this moment, so I started jacking it at the speed of light.
I lasted no more than 1 minute, but when I blew it felt like loads and loads of fucking magma pouring out of me into the drain. I must have blasted 11 times in the next half-hour, at some point the water stopped running and I was scraping the dry skin off of my rod as I wanked. On the 11th load it started coming out a little red, and then my cock projectile-vomited several ounces of blood onto the floor. Not much followed directly after that, I cleaned it up, and my entire lower body's been badly aching for the entire day. What the fuck do I do?
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Its completely normal and healthy process, ignore the advice telling you to go to a doctor, they just want to bankrupt you.
 
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