LowFap thread

Malzy_Moo said:
>moderately goon o algo
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Martin Luther was a LowFapper

Be strong and cheerful and cast out those monstrous thoughts. Whenever the devil harasses you thus, seek the company of men, or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, aye, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you, “Do not drink,” answer him, “I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.” One must always do what Satan forbids. What other cause do you think that I have for drinking so much strong drink, talking so freely and making merry so often, except that I wish to mock and harass the devil who is wont to mock and harass me. Would that I could contrive some great sin to spite the devil, that he might understand that I would not even then acknowledge it and that I was conscious of no sin whatever. We, whom the devil thus seeks to annoy, should remove the whole Decalogue from our hearts and minds.
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On a more serious note I don't know what the fuck he was getting at with this
 
Nigga, just don’t touch your dick.
Stop making excuses, I don’t care about your facts and logic.
If someone feels like shit after having a wank, that should be an obvious sign to anyone that it’s not something worth doing long or short-term.
Save your sperm for ACTUAL reproduction with a woman and please don’t waste your sexual energy on a drawing or video, all your doing is frying your brain and sending it false signals over and over to the point where the “laziness chemicals” in your body run rampant.
Learn to control your urges, take Pumpkin seeds as a Swiss Army knife to increase zinc, testosterone and protein while it also removes parasites that cause the “I NEEED to COOOOOM” and your done, that’s it, it’s that fucking easy man.
 
i personally feel liek we don't need fucking labels to describe how often you masturbate
you must be fucking gay or something if you pride yourselves in being a frequent masturbator, non masturbator or a non frequent masturbator.
get a hobby, or better yet, get a job nigger
 
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