B_B_GHAST
B_B_GHAST
Soytan then puts a milk carton called “ Brest milk” back into the fridge. “Man that’s a strange name to give to bug based milk! I should definitely tell anon about this on discord! but if I find out hes a Gooner I will blood eagle him…”*It's 1:14 AM, and you're still awake resting on the couch, facing towards it. You see a bright flash, sounds like a picture was taken of you by a cell-phone camera.
Soytan: "Oh my Fauci, I forgot to turn off the flash. Crap, hopefully, that didn't wake him up." Soytan whispers clueless that you're still awake.
*You finally fall asleep, and wake up by Soytans new Nintendo Alarm Clock.
Soytan: "Good morning pookie, I already created a batch of waffles for both of us, I already ate mine. I'm kinda running late for work, don't mind me taking a shower here while you eat."
*One thing about pod living is that everything is contained in one small room, even the shower. It is similar to those showers in recreational vehicles where the shower and toilet are in the same small space. You watch her get in the shower, and she strips naked from her Princess Peach PJs. You see the outline of her beautiful curvy body from the frosted glass door while she delightfully hums bathing herself.
Soytan: "How are those waffles Anon, are they good?" she says to you while showering.
(You): "They're great, I love them!"
Soytan: "Thanks! Made them with a special ingredient that makes them taste great. However, when I'm out of my pod, you gotta be too. Even though I'm not allowed to drop names of my clients, the two I have today Soyteen Liker and Acro are a handful so I want to get this day done!"
*Soytan finishes up showering, she cracks the glass shower door open a bit to get her clothes on the shelf beside it. You can somewhat see her Soylent milkers jiggle through the frosted glass as she tries to reach and grab her clothes. She then changes inside and comes out.
Soytan: "Look at this good boy who ate all the waffles!"
(You): "Mhm!" as you nod your head while enjoying the last bite of her amazing waffles.
*You pack your things and head out her pod, about to walk to the exit of the pod living complex until Soytan shouts something to you.
Soytan: "I should be back home from work at about 4:20 PM, want to meet me on Discord at that time? Let's see if we can play online."
(You): "Sure my hekkin buddy! See you then!"
*As you walk down to the exit, Soytan smirks behind you quietly giggling.
Soytan: "He doesn't know!" she says in her head. "He didn't know that the secret ingredient to my waffles was my breast milk~, should I tell him on 'cord? I'm not sure..."
*You drive home, excited to talk with your new attractive friend on Discord in a few hours.
@B_B_GHAST do you like this fanfic so far it's so hekkin cute!
Suddenly she hears something getting knocked down inside her pod… “h-hello? Someone there?…”
Meanwhile as your about to leave the array of pods you see something in your rear view mirror… SOYTAN JUST GOT THROWN OUT HER WINDOW! FALLING TEN STORIES OF STACKED PODS HITTING A COUPLE ON THE FALL DOWN!
you rush out of your car running towards Soytan who seems to somehow survived with minor injuries .
”OH MY FAUCI! SOYTAN ARE Y-”
but before you can complete what you say.. a yellow man with slanted eyes wearing a eskimo suit jumped out the broken window Somehow landing on the ground like some marvel characte.
as he landed a blue car filled with green gas pulled up from the alley way. a hecking exclusive body positive African American who was driving the car said ”get in booru namefag” then before you know it him, the person of color, along with the kidnapped Soytan started to drive away
”SOYTAN NOOOooOoOoOo!,,!,!” You shout as you try to chase after the car. You swear you could almost hear her scream “anon help me!” But sadly due to your frail soybo- I mean hecken epic phasic did not have the stamina to run nearly as fast as the (albeit slowed down by the diverse water weight driver tipping the car to one side at a 90 degree angle due to his weigh- I mean body positive lifestyle)
and to make things worse you caught a whiff of that green grass leaking out.. you start to violently vomit and shit and piss your pants and felt half your liver shut down.. the last thing you hear before you pass out was what was playing on the cars radio… something like “oh I’m a… Barty?… no.. Martycuck?..” sadly it was muffled by the sounds of shit being sprayed out of your ass 50 feet in the air..
“I will find you Soytan… and I will save you and kill those hacking bigots….” You whisper as pass out…