/calm/ Let's create a Soytan fanfiction together

Sneedman said:
(((They))) are trying to stop the white man from breeding with soytan
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Redditor said:
(You): "Yes, I'd love to! I happen to have my Nintendo Switcherino with me!"

Soytan: "I hope you don't mind, but may you give me a ride? I took le bus here and the next one doesn't come in an hour."

(You): "Le hekkin yes! Carpooling is good for the environment!"

*Soytan gives you the directions to her pod, and you begin driving there.

Soytan: "Uh... so what happened on the 'cord? Why did you act like that?"

(You): "Oh, sorry about that. I found a case of Soylent on eBay for a steep discount and drank the entire case. Turns out, it was tainted with some sort of chemicals that made me extremely aggressive. Investigators later found out it was being sold by bigoted chuds and they've been sent to reeducation prison! And I've been treated at the conversion camp so all is good!"

*Soytan finally regains trust in you, and you arrive at her pod and set up the Nintendo Switch to play Mario Kart. Her pod is really cold though.

Soytan: "Sorry for the cold temperature, my pod's heating system hasn't been fixed by the landcorp yet. The game finally loaded up, let's play!"

(You): "Wahoo! Lets-a-go!"

*You play for over two hours playing multiple games. Soytan won most of the rounds, like a hekkin empowering woman.

Soytan: "I remember back when I was your therapist, you were quite the loner and didn't even get to get close to anyone, right?"

(You): "Ye- yeah..."

*Soytan notices that you're shivering due to the cold temps of her pod

Soytan: "Yeah, I'm cold too. Let me get a blanket."

*Soytan grabs a heavy blanket, goes behind you, and wraps the blanket with you. Her nice warm breasts are pressing against your back~

Soytan: "Ready for another round of Mario Party?"
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(You): Oh my science! Is this the new Mario Party!?

Soytan: Yuppers! That's actually why I went to GameStop..! *giggling*

2 hours later...

(You): *yaawn* I'm spent.. you're really good at this game, Soytan.. Maybe I should head out now...

Soytan: Uhm.. Wait..! You should stay here... It's really rainy outside, so you're probably better off if you just stay here the night....

After hearing her say that, you start blushing at the thought of sleeping in the same pod as Soytan.

Soytan: Uhhh, are you okay..? *confused*

(You): H-Huh..? Oh yeah, I'm alright.. Where should I sleep?

Soytan: W-Well.. you can sleep on the couch tonight..

You are a bit disappointed that she didn't say her bed, but try to shrug it off...

(You): Erm.. Okay.. Thanks

(You): (in mind) Could this be the start of a better relationship with Soytan..? I guess I'll just have to wait and see..
 
greg said:
(You): Oh my science! Is this the new Mario Party!?

Soytan: Yuppers! That's actually why I went to GameStop..! *giggling*

2 hours later...

(You): *yaawn* I'm spent.. you're really good at this game, Soytan.. Maybe I should head out now...

Soytan: Uhm.. Wait..! You should stay here... It's really rainy outside, so you're probably better off if you just stay here the night....

After hearing her say that, you start blushing at the thought of sleeping in the same pod as Soytan.

Soytan: Uhhh, are you okay..? *confused*

(You): H-Huh..? Oh yeah, I'm alright.. Where should I sleep?

Soytan: W-Well.. you can sleep on the couch tonight..

You are a bit disappointed that she didn't say her bed, but try to shrug it off...

(You): Erm.. Okay.. Thanks

(You): (in mind) Could this be the start of a better relationship with Soytan..? I guess I'll just have to wait and see..
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*It's 1:14 AM, and you're still awake resting on the couch, facing towards it. You see a bright flash, sounds like a picture was taken of you by a cell-phone camera.

Soytan: "Oh my Fauci, I forgot to turn off the flash. Crap, hopefully, that didn't wake him up." Soytan whispers clueless that you're still awake.

*You finally fall asleep, and wake up by Soytans new Nintendo Alarm Clock.

Soytan: "Good morning pookie, I already created a batch of waffles for both of us, I already ate mine. I'm kinda running late for work, don't mind me taking a shower here while you eat."

*One thing about pod living is that everything is contained in one small room, even the shower. It is similar to those showers in recreational vehicles where the shower and toilet are in the same small space. You watch her get in the shower, and she strips naked from her Princess Peach PJs. You see the outline of her beautiful curvy body from the frosted glass door while she delightfully hums bathing herself.

Soytan: "How are those waffles Anon, are they good?" she says to you while showering.

(You): "They're great, I love them!"

Soytan: "Thanks! Made them with a special ingredient that makes them taste great. However, when I'm out of my pod, you gotta be too. Even though I'm not allowed to drop names of my clients, the two I have today Soyteen Liker and Acro are a handful so I want to get this day done!"

*Soytan finishes up showering, she cracks the glass shower door open a bit to get her clothes on the shelf beside it. You can somewhat see her Soylent milkers jiggle through the frosted glass as she tries to reach and grab her clothes. She then changes inside and comes out.

Soytan: "Look at this good boy who ate all the waffles!"

(You): "Mhm!" as you nod your head while enjoying the last bite of her amazing waffles.

*You pack your things and head out her pod, about to walk to the exit of the pod living complex until Soytan shouts something to you.

Soytan: "I should be back home from work at about 4:20 PM, want to meet me on Discord at that time? Let's see if we can play online."

(You): "Sure my hekkin buddy! See you then!"

*As you walk down to the exit, Soytan smirks behind you quietly giggling.

Soytan: "He doesn't know!" she says in her head. "He didn't know that the secret ingredient to my waffles was my breast milk~, should I tell him on 'cord? I'm not sure..."

*You drive home, excited to talk with your new attractive friend on Discord in a few hours.
@B_B_GHAST do you like this fanfic so far it's so hekkin cute!
 
Redditor said:
*It's 1:14 AM, and you're still awake resting on the couch, facing towards it. You see a bright flash, sounds like a picture was taken of you by a cell-phone camera.

Soytan: "Oh my Fauci, I forgot to turn off the flash. Crap, hopefully, that didn't wake him up." Soytan whispers clueless that you're still awake.

*You finally fall asleep, and wake up by Soytans new Nintendo Alarm Clock.

Soytan: "Good morning pookie, I already created a batch of waffles for both of us, I already ate mine. I'm kinda running late for work, don't mind me taking a shower here while you eat."

*One thing about pod living is that everything is contained in one small room, even the shower. It is similar to those showers in recreational vehicles where the shower and toilet are in the same small space. You watch her get in the shower, and she strips naked from her Princess Peach PJs. You see the outline of her beautiful curvy body from the frosted glass door while she delightfully hums bathing herself.

Soytan: "How are those waffles Anon, are they good?" she says to you while showering.

(You): "They're great, I love them!"

Soytan: "Thanks! Made them with a special ingredient that makes them taste great. However, when I'm out of my pod, you gotta be too. Even though I'm not allowed to drop names of my clients, the two I have today Soyteen Liker and Acro are a handful so I want to get this day done!"

*Soytan finishes up showering, she cracks the glass shower door open a bit to get her clothes on the shelf beside it. You can somewhat see her Soylent milkers jiggle through the frosted glass as she tries to reach and grab her clothes. She then changes inside and comes out.

Soytan: "Look at this good boy who ate all the waffles!"

(You): "Mhm!" as you nod your head while enjoying the last bite of her amazing waffles.

*You pack your things and head out her pod, about to walk to the exit of the pod living complex until Soytan shouts something to you.

Soytan: "I should be back home from work at about 4:20 PM, want to meet me on Discord at that time? Let's see if we can play online."

(You): "Sure my hekkin buddy! See you then!"

*As you walk down to the exit, Soytan smirks behind you quietly giggling.

Soytan: "He doesn't know!" she says in her head. "He didn't know that the secret ingredient to my waffles was my breast milk~, should I tell him on 'cord? I'm not sure..."

*You drive home, excited to talk with your new attractive friend on Discord in a few hours.
@B_B_GHAST do you like this fanfic so far it's so hekkin cute!
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Gooning to this AMA
 
Sneedman said:
Let me start :
"It's your first day going to therapy. You're feeling nervous and excited, but for your surprise, when you go see your therapist, turns out she was an irl hyperrealistic soytan. You feel your fears turn into lust. Your excitement into libido. But not for soytan doe, for now you just want to learn more about her.
You lay down in the couch in her office and..."

Write what happens next.
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Redditor said:
*It's 1:14 AM, and you're still awake resting on the couch, facing towards it. You see a bright flash, sounds like a picture was taken of you by a cell-phone camera.

Soytan: "Oh my Fauci, I forgot to turn off the flash. Crap, hopefully, that didn't wake him up." Soytan whispers clueless that you're still awake.

*You finally fall asleep, and wake up by Soytans new Nintendo Alarm Clock.

Soytan: "Good morning pookie, I already created a batch of waffles for both of us, I already ate mine. I'm kinda running late for work, don't mind me taking a shower here while you eat."

*One thing about pod living is that everything is contained in one small room, even the shower. It is similar to those showers in recreational vehicles where the shower and toilet are in the same small space. You watch her get in the shower, and she strips naked from her Princess Peach PJs. You see the outline of her beautiful curvy body from the frosted glass door while she delightfully hums bathing herself.

Soytan: "How are those waffles Anon, are they good?" she says to you while showering.

(You): "They're great, I love them!"

Soytan: "Thanks! Made them with a special ingredient that makes them taste great. However, when I'm out of my pod, you gotta be too. Even though I'm not allowed to drop names of my clients, the two I have today Soyteen Liker and Acro are a handful so I want to get this day done!"

*Soytan finishes up showering, she cracks the glass shower door open a bit to get her clothes on the shelf beside it. You can somewhat see her Soylent milkers jiggle through the frosted glass as she tries to reach and grab her clothes. She then changes inside and comes out.

Soytan: "Look at this good boy who ate all the waffles!"

(You): "Mhm!" as you nod your head while enjoying the last bite of her amazing waffles.

*You pack your things and head out her pod, about to walk to the exit of the pod living complex until Soytan shouts something to you.

Soytan: "I should be back home from work at about 4:20 PM, want to meet me on Discord at that time? Let's see if we can play online."

(You): "Sure my hekkin buddy! See you then!"

*As you walk down to the exit, Soytan smirks behind you quietly giggling.

Soytan: "He doesn't know!" she says in her head. "He didn't know that the secret ingredient to my waffles was my breast milk~, should I tell him on 'cord? I'm not sure..."

*You drive home, excited to talk with your new attractive friend on Discord in a few hours.
@B_B_GHAST do you like this fanfic so far it's so hekkin cute!
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Why..l why did you make this Brimestone slop…
ALSO… Soytan would never have a job in a millions years so ermmmm…
 

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