ITS THE END OF THE SHLOG AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE

[dino]

The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal".

Will you abolish these two?
>You WILL NOT participate in or advertise hostile Discord servers, Telegram groups, crypto projects, etc.
>By using the schlog you affirm that you are 16 years old or older.

 

[KingCargo]

Un-giga reacting this because you said nothing about forbidding teenagers from using this site.

Pipe it decaying faggot.

 

[Jimb0]

AI was literally gonna take my heckin job wtf

like you were getting paid for it, belgian fuck

 

[jerry_blevins]

I liked the soyjak blog it was great it was nice

 

[ribbon]

AI was literally gonna take my heckin job wtf

Now you understand how us Israeli trans artists feel

 

[Jimb0]

Wow I'm Belgian? That's kino. So am I the faggy french kind or the gemmy dutch kind?

You know... It doesn't matter anymore
I love you

 

[istanbul]

We are never going to get new users like this, we would also have to replace reacts, icons, etc. It just wouldn't work and it wouldn't be the same.

'number must go up' mentality is why the sharty is a public shitting street now.
Also you wouldn't really need to replace anything, or at least not more than the name of the site and the banners. Emotes and reacts can remain as they are just fine; soyjaks aren't copyrighted. Even the people that you hate the most use them on their discord chats.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Under my administration, nobody would get banned for anything other than seriously egregious shit. As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

If that sounds good to you, then please donate to help me buy the site: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-moonmetropolis-save-soyjak-blog

Oh no oh god no please don't make it like this my clitty will leak!!!!!!!!!!

 

[qaqorsomething]

I liked the soyjak blog it was great it was nice

i had fun in december when i basically had too much free time but so little to do with it, though that was a lot of wasted time in the end. i already got bored after, again, seeing all of the sprunki threads gone including the ones in dump, i actually had fun making those

 

[Zondien]

Uhhhh for here it was to run it until it became self-running. Then after that it was to fire all the jannies and see how @baqqrih @Broot and I would run things with a robomod @IAMS . Then if it ran well Id find something new to do and pass it to baqq.

And all would have worked fine if the x immigrant drama hadn't forced you to come back to the site

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

It's not the same, it's like half the people here don't have discord

Because Discord fucking sucks and it's a meme dumping ground. Nobody actually talks about shit.

 

[istanbul]

decaying

Why are you calling me this

 

[General Niggnin]

OVERTHROW FROOT, NIGGNIN’S COUP NOW

 

[PepsiMan]

i had fun in december when i basically had too much free time but so little to do with it, though that was a lot of wasted time in the end. i already got bored after, again, seeing all of the sprunki threads gone including the ones in dump, i actually had fun making those

I had fun interacting with them, Hitler's BBC is a boa btw

 

[KingCargo]

Why are you calling me this

Not telling.

 

[ribbon]

Pepsi nigga buy the siteee

 

[jerry_blevins]

Anyways here's what I think could be the theme song for the schlogpocalypse

https://wiki.soyjak.st/images/9/9f/Sasounasar.mp3

 

[Watt]

Under my administration, nobody would get banned for anything other than seriously egregious shit. As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

If that sounds good to you, then please donate to help me buy the site: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-moonmetropolis-save-soyjak-blog

You VILL ban everyone I don't like

 

[PepsiMan]

OVERTHROW FROOT, NIGGNIN’S COUP NOW
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DEWWW THISSSSSSS

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

AI was literally gonna take my heckin job wtf

Learn to code o algo