They are all integral to the website. What can you get out of a strictly IAS website? How much entertainment can you extract from that? A very limited amount, that's why jakking is devolving into absurdism and meta humor. People need NAS, people need coal, it brings something fresh to sperg about and bait with. I didn't just write things I like, in fact I don't like most of the examples I gave, but I recognize that they're a key ingredient to a vibrant online community. Even now, I miss euromutt autism we had, or flartson spam, even doe I hated both of these for being forced coal now I miss them, they were interesting, something new, a breath of fresh autism. And look at them now, they cemented themselves in the culture, flartson is literally a part of the forsaken captcha. Same with NAS, even the NAS I hated I find myself missing just for the fucks it brought. Even cobson, when he first hit the scene, was "forced NAS coal", look at him now
Also you said spamming and baiting wasn't jakking culture so you're 'tarded and probably contracted AIDs from one of the admins