i HATE the internet of things

[raepson industries .ltc]

that might be the worst, gayest, lamest AND shittiest idea ever

 

[4tehlulz]

that might be the worst, gayest, lamest AND shittiest idea ever

I'm just happy that most of it hasn't caught on aside from that Amazon Alexa thing.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

I'm just happy that most of it hasn't caught on aside from that Amazon Alexa thing.

im sure its not too long until shit like "smart benches" become a thing

 

[4tehlulz]

im sure its not too long until shit like "smart benches" become a thing

can you scroll instagram reels with your asshole or something

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

internet of strings
internet of kings
internet of twinks

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

internet of strings
internet of kings
internet of twinks

internet of dinks

 

[265121297]

>Bro! I love the smart toaster I bought! I can start it and adjust the amount of time it takes to toast my bread every morning using an app! The only problems are that I have to spend 45 minutes downloading a software update every morning and that toasterOS is incompatible with all antivirus programs meaning that my internet of things is infected with tons of viruses and my smart cameras I run on the same private network are accessible by anyone on earth!

 

[Szyba]

that might be the worst, gayest, lamest AND shittiest idea ever

Wrong, telephones are even dumber

 

[4tehlulz]

Does anyone remember the Juicero. It was a "smart" juicer and all it did was squeeze a bag of juice into a cup.

 

[meijak]

>YOU HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO HAVE A HEATED STEERING WHEEL AND SEATS FOR YOUR CAR, YOU FUCKING SHRIMPDICK CHUD SHITCEL PISSBABY

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

i have a to wright an essay about this shit

 

[Szyba]

Don't forget about the smart doors in your own home!
So simple, you can open your doors and you don't need to pull the keys out!

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

>YOU HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO HAVE A HEATED STEERING WHEEL AND SEATS FOR YOUR CAR, YOU FUCKING SHRIMPDICK CHUD SHITCEL PISSBABY
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Apparently BMW did this as a way to reduce manufacturing costs (by including the premium features with every car, economies of scale ig) and then earn money from the cucks whod pay for it

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

i don't know how it happened but im more old-fashioned than my parents. they say i just like "le retro stuff" even tho thats really soy and i actually prefer old crap like dvds and sheit cause those are simpler unlike streaming

 

[Apeson]

It's an unsafe and terrible idea, i can't wait for things to start (((randomly exploding))) and other fun things that will get painted as accidents by the media. Because connecting everything to the internet in a time where even the normiest normie can learn how to hack sheit could never go wrong.