We came back out to the surface, and Asuna and Aghill added me. I accepted their friend request, if for nothing else as to use them as meat shields. He apologized for being a dick. "I can forgive you, Jamal," and I told him as long as he doesn't try to rape any White women I'll let him live, which should be easy enough given the circumstances of the demographics of this game being mostly obese asian men. But I crossed my fingers behind my back, and planned on killing him anyway since
what the fuck do niggers do best? Since niggers don't even understand the concept of what promises are I'm not receiving bad karma by doing this, am I?
I spent the night by getting wasted, celebrated as the hero of the first floor and as the White moon who shot a tranny retard in the cock, but I had a tough time falling asleep that night. When I finally fell to rest I saw images of pregnant women being shot, niggers rioting, chimps looting, and reflecting back on the two thousand twenty summer riots, at all the damage that was caused. and all the Whites who were killed, and most of all that big-nosed chimp George Pavement Ape Rapist Floyd. And I swore I would get revenge on this monkey, who trapped us here in this death game. Not a promise to myself, but to all the people trapped here in Sword Art Online, who are mostly chinks, but this includes me anyway so I must escape from this Floyd nightmare too. Wish me luck.
A week later after defeating the nigger oni boss on the first floor, I awoke in the morning. A man named Nate Higgers, who was wearing a straw hat and wooden flip-flops was awaiting me at my tavern room door. He asked if I was the dual-wielding nigger killer Moon Man, to which I responded, "Yes, why?"
He told me he hated niggers too, and more importantly that he had developed a new weapon type called the Nigger Vaporizer 2000, which he developed over the week of grinding out the blacksmith stat.
I asked him why the fuck he would do something so monotonous, but he used the KKK hand gesture and brought up the smithing menu and showed me all the posabilities of weapons I could make.
I asked him if I could make a Moon Cannon, to which he replied, "Most definitely, but we need to go to the seventh floor to unlock the nigger killer artifact guarded by a niggermonkey named Amaud Arbery."
We went downstairs to get morning coffee - of course not black, because that'd be nigger coffee - and I asked him, how the fuck does he know so much about the game? And he told me that he was actually an ex-glow-in-the-dark nigger federal spook, who was doing research on George Art Online, before it launched officially as Sword Art Online, and how it was actually funded by the BLM organization and Soros to research ultra-realistic nigger prototypes to take over the world under
jew world order, as black monsters, demons, trolls, and hybrids would be the supersoldiers.
He then took me to his underground private hideout underneath the Town of Beginnings. I stopped him and asked if he really was a fed or not, but he clarified that he was specifically a researcher in the niggerology branch, the study of why blacks act like feral chimps and niggers all the fucking time, and that he doesn't consider himself a real fed. He told me he actually hates niggers and was there on the trial of George Floyd when the court was hypnotized to declare Derek Chauvin guilty.
I asked him if he knows anything about the nigger Floyd's ghost appearing ever now and then, and he said Floyd's ghost is actually AI that was created to haunt the game, so they could test how George Floyd would behave if he was locked in a game to whereas he could do whatever to living test subjects, and sold under false pretenses to the japanese public with the plan of luring in and using useless neets as victims in a deathgame. Kill off all of the players, and use nigger bosses and George Floyd to demonstrate to the rest of the public just how strong the black man can be, to overall black the last bastion on Earth of social and racial cohesion, with niggers and shitskins to make the japs give in to these monkeys, with new prototype nigger bot ten trillions, and the King Nigger Bot Godzilla to be the final nail in the coffin, and make the japs surrender to new world order, without even firing a shot, and that even through videogames chimp piranhas are able to kill you in real life.
Floyd is a now a superadmin that haunts the game, who fortunately due to his lustful monkey brain has so far only figured out how to teleport here and there, he reassured me, but is still dangerous. For George Floyd's ghost wasn't given passitivity receptors in the coding, and can chimp out at any time, on anybody at any place he teleports to, especially if they deny his request for pregnant belly pics and oxygen canisters. He might even pull out a Glock .22 and cap whoever the fuck is in front of him for no reason other than ooga booga dindu nuffin shit. The first chimpout is always the most dangerous, as that is when a nigger's primal powers are awoken and errors can occur.
I think I fell asleep four times during him explaining this super complicated process, so I just asked him, "How the fuck are we getting out of here, man? Jesus Christ, like what the fuck is this, an anime or some shit? When can I start blasting niggers around with rocket launchers?"
"Basically, the power of Floyd's chimpout on you was the Pearl Harbor or 9/11 to the game, and initiated the lockdown of all players, before the devs initially intended and prepared for to happen, but is also a blessing in disguise."
I told him that made no fucking sense, and we are doomed to fail regardless, but he slapped me across my face and asked me if I truly am the nigger killer I was rumored to be. Obviously I can't let Nate down, or let Fentanyl Floyd escape, zeroes and ones or not, so I said, "Yes, but how the hell does this work out in our favor in any way, shape, or form?"
He pulls down a comparison chart out of fucking nowhere with George Floyd's abilities and stats, with two X's over his monkey eyeballs and a tongue sticking out like it's a drawn emoji. He referred back to the initial accidental George Floyd chimpout causing the game to lock before it was intended, and he sums it up like this: "George Floyd is now a broken ghost, who can only teleport and chimp out occasionally, instead of doing what he was programmed to do, overdose on drugs, rape women, and kill every test subject to showcase his power. Which one is better, Moon? And due to this mistake on the developers' end we have a chance to escape this deathgame, that, if we want to beat it we must get to one hundredth floor of Ankrad and defeat George Floyd's reincarnation."
I told him that's way too fucking long and there's no way I'm going through one hundred goddamn floors of this shit, nigger killing adventure or not.
"Okay, then think of any other way you're going to get out," he said.
"Oh yeah good point. Where do we start then?"
He circled back to the seventh floor, and that we should cheese through so long as we have Nigger Vaporizer 2000s on our side, which is capable of one-shotting bosses. I ask him if we can even kill Floyd in his current form, and he says that the Nigger Vaporizer shows no mercy to ghost type chimpemon, regardless of their level, and that we gotta catch 'em a--ahem, gotta enslave 'em all.
He brings me to a trapdoor to his left behind a bookshelf and reveals a mass of gear, weapons, armor, and Nigger Vaporizer 2000s, but most of it I too low-level to equip yet. "This is for niggerology agents only, but if you can equip any of this shit you're more than welcome."
I shift through everything but the only thing I can find that is equippable for my level is some shitty Spook Specs that grant 15+ armor. Better than nothing I suppose. But as soon as I get my Moon Shades back I'm going to kick every nigger's ass available.
We exit back to the surface, but he taps me up real quick beforehand. He reminded me that there's no way I can take my nerve gear off, and that if it's removed I'm fuckin' dead. Also that if we die here we're dead for real, so we need the best nigger-resistant armor so we can actually survive hits from nigger bosses and mobs as we dish out attacks of our own. Or that, once again we must proceed to the seventh floor and defeat the nigger Ahmaud Arbery, who drops special materials for crafting nigger slayer swords and armor. "This will be a tough fight," he said, "so get some rest as we leave at dawn."