I am the whitest person on soyjak.blog AMA

[soy beer]

I am literally aryan if you just mean blonde, blue-eyed and pale doe. I mean, I'm also morbidly obese and e-date trannies, but those things don't make me less white.

 

[Fagon]

I am literally aryan if you just mean blonde, blue-eyed and pale doe. I mean, I'm also morbidly obese and e-date trannies, but those things don't make me less white.

you're spiritually brown, so yes it does.

 

[soy beer]

you're spiritually brown, so yes it does.

>spiritually brown

 

[Fagon]

>spiritually brown

>failquoting

 

[ILoveVesna]

craKKKers btfo

 

[soybwc123]

Actually I'm 100% celtogaelic with zero altaic admixture so you're a shitskin and I'm white

 

[Kipchak Khan]

>yeah bro i'm not like the other turks i'm kipchak or some shit

What’s wrong with Kipchaks?

 

[Kipchak Khan]

Oh, I forgot about the Turks, and the Jews, too.

THERE ARE JEWS

 

[Kipchak Khan]

I can read some ebonics if that counts.

I’m fluent in Jive
I’m not a nigger I’m a soul brother

 

[blackgirl1488]

what the freak

 

[Kipchak Khan]

I just realized how old this thread is

 

[nagolbud]

I noticed there's an awful lot of shitskins on here, so I just wanted to hear some of your thoughts and questions about this.

Q: why dont you come to mexico and get a tan?

 

[MoonMetropolis]

please help, "soy jacks" have taken over my son's life

"soy jacks" have taken over my sons life, I need someone here to help me, it started off pretty small, he told me he was into this "internet meme" called "soy wojacks", i looked it over, seemed funny. That was 5 years ago, now my son has locked himself inside his room, using a pile of soyjack plushies to guard me from opening it. When he comes out (The 1 time he does a week) he carries 5 bottles of empty sproke filled with human waste and empty bags of food and throws them away. He will not speak to me, and will not leave the house, only will go to this weird website called "soyjak.party". I've tried it all, but he seems to find a way to browse it. I tired killing the WiFi but he payed someone in yoyleberries to let him have his, so he has his own wifi source, and trying to take away his PC causes him to go into a fit of terror, where he'll scream "KYS J@RTY SAMEFAGGING SHITOKO ALT MEXCREMENT ESL FNF SHITSKIN DISCORD PEDOTRANNYNIGGER" until he gets it back please someone tell me how I stop this. I've tried doing a thing I call "Gemmy Prizes" where I give him free "gemmy soy jacks" (in his soy jack community it means a good soy jack meme post) when he does good things, like come out of his room, or doesn't use more then 20+ hours of wifi a day but it only works so much please someone tell me how I can get my son back, I miss that boy, he's 37 now, and needs a job. He also keeps boasting to me about how he trolled "discord trannies" by spamming "DNB" into their "discord server", whatever that is.

 

[Soyberrygel]

What percentage of sunlight do you reflect and are you albino?