Official AMA I am the real ROOT, one of the countless sharty admins and protector of /qa/.

[ROOT]

Froot convinced me to get on here and do an AMA. Previously some guy pretended to be me and did an AMA, I didn't read it but it's probably funny. You can tell I am the real ROOT cause Froot changed that guy's name and he gave me admin status so I can be his personal remote pc.

Some people were also asking for one in the /g/ thread so here I am. Ask me stuff and I will either answer or ignore it

https://soyjakwiki.net/Root

 

[Rot]

What are your 3 favorite and 3 least favorite jaks?

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

add /lgbtf/, f stands for frog and t stands for 'tan.

 

[.is refugee]

Are you a furfag

 

[istanbul]

I don't believe you're a real person

 

[ROOT]

What are your 3 favorite and 3 least favorite jaks?

favorites:

1. Classic soyak - cop out answer but you can just do anything with him. Look at my avatar. It looks ridiculous, even that choice was a commentary on how people see me. Soyak is always funny, always topical. A timeless masterpiece that cemented the Swede as a legend. My go-to for soyquoting when somebody really gets to me because it's the most effective and offensive way you can portray someone: the pure essence of soy.
2. Feral - The epitome of leftist seethe, hard to not laugh whenever I see it, even if people self-insert as it. He's more than a jak, he's pure rage embodied.
3. Nojak - You asked for my favorites, not an objective ranking. I love him because it was traced from an honest to goodness soyboy. Guilty of inadvertently making 'teens transform it into my "admin jak".

least favorites:

1. Kuzjak - Let's be honest, it's self-insert coal in 90% cases and it's NAS. Even removed from all the drama surrounding him, it's a Soy OC. Funny in the rare 'toss, lives on not as a soyjak but as a recognizable cartoon character for twittards and people who binge SPVA. Not to say it wasn't wildly effective, I just don't care for it. (EDIT: Just remembered that new green crick crick subvariant of the kuzjak. It turned coal into iron)
2. OMGSISA - subvariant used to loophole post random women or female characters, usually stealth gooner threads. It can occasionally be funny but it's usually just obnoxious. The sheer autism of the origin post was lost to time and it's just used for self-insert simping now.
3. Godjak - Really? I can't believe they forced this thing hard enough for me to address it by name. Can't stand 'jaks that aren't traced over soyboys (excluding Cobson). Swap out Godjak with any forced "jak" of the week. Forced hard alongside Cobbert during that time. A poor man's Cobson, or rather a poor man's nu-cob.

add /lgbtf/, f stands for frog and t stands for 'tan.

Instead, /trog/. The sticky is soytan and tux pepe holding up champagne glasses

Are you a furfag

At this point the evidence is stacked against me. I'm not a furry but I was desensitized to fur content long ago so not blindly hating it, and having given it equal rights to other NAS, cemented me as a cancerous furfaggot to many 'teens.

I don't believe you're a real person

All too real, but you're smart to question it. Lots of fake persons out there.

 

[Rot]

OMGSISA 2nd least favorite even though that's a soyjak trend like troonjaks or glowies and not an actual variant

 

[Spas]

Fake root was more fun, boooo

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Who is your favorite pony?

 

[basil]

do you think your favorite dinosaur could successfully defend against a pack of 4 allosaurus?

 

[ROOT]

OMGSISA 2nd least favorite even though that's a soyjak trend like troonjaks or glowies and not an actual variant

You fact checked me and I was wrong, 'kiGODs have it as a trend and not a subvariant. Then replace it with catjak. I can't stand that little NAS piece of cordcrap. It was very effective rootbait at the time. The synthesis of the least funny cat humor and 196 tier forced memes. If you need me to say a real soyjak, maybe impish soyak ears. He really doesn't have much versatility beyond being a little mascot character and being the groundwork for the eternal mutt jak. Also NAS depending who you ask, the Swede had other less successful 'soyak alterations' than this one.

Fatjak would've been on my good list but I like the actual guy, not the jak. I love those irl fatjak (cabinbro) gifs so much and the guy who engages in 100-post long "fatduels".

Who is your favorite pony?

Between 4chan and Sharty, I learned all the names of the ponies. My answer is starlight glimmer because it's looks like the smuggest one. I was also responsible for that glimmer clop that got stuck when I tried to move a thread that one time. Everybody thought it was Froot, but it was really me.

do you think your favorite dinosaur could successfully defend against a pack of 4 allosaurus?

Could any one dinosaur? Certainly not stegosaurus. But maybe it could last for a while cause of the plates. Now I want to rewatch the jurassic park movies (kino) and world (BDH kinoslop).

Fake root was more fun, boooo

You all forgot how much of a seriousfag I am. but I'm also sober. I'll have some good replies when I get buzzed tomorrow night

 

[basil]

Could any one dinosaur? Certainly not stegosaurus. But maybe it could last for a while cause of the plates. Now I want to rewatch the jurassic park movies (kino) and world (BDH kinoslop).

yeah i picked allosaurus because they would hunt stegosaurus, to be honest probably two could kill one stegosaurus.

 

[Spas]

Can you persuade the nuadmin order to allow us to post 4 images on /qa/?

 

[ROOT]

yeah i picked allosaurus because they would hunt stegosaurus, to be honest probably two could kill one stegosaurus.

This proves I am not a dino autist cause I had no idea about that. Thank you. Now Baritone can sleep at night

Can you persuade the nuadmin order to allow us to post 4 images on /qa/?

4 images would mean one can pretty easily spam a thread to image bump limit which could be coally. Since they changed it so all threads have bump limits, something else would have to be adjusted. If I can persuade him, no, DOLL persuades that guy and Froot tells him what to do (like all of us).

 

[Spas]

4 images would mean one can pretty easily spam a thread to image bump limit which could be coally

I don't understand, does each individual media file count towards the bump limit rather than the individual of reply? Can that not be changed?
shieee mayne, I just want to be able to make multi quotes and the absence of that is really messing up my mojo.
Also spamming the bump limit is probably still easy enough for a certain clique of obsessed faggots, I think they just haven't caught onto the fact that we have a bump limit.

 

[Oot]

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[ROOT]

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Hello

I don't understand, does each individual media file count towards the bump limit rather than the individual of reply? Can that not be changed?
shieee mayne, I just want to be able to make multi quotes and the absence of that is really messing up my mojo.
Also spamming the bump limit is probably still easy enough for a certain clique of obsessed faggots, I think they just haven't caught onto the fact that we have a bump limit.

It has to be each one. It'd have to be tested anyway. But rarely did I see multiquotes on /qa/ and it not just used for the 02 fag to test me with borderline lewd image dumps. I like the new overall /qa/ change but it felt rushed along with that whole 5 coal plan he did which thankfully got at least partially reverted. Maybe we'll see 4 images again and no image limit, but an overall post bump limit.

MY AMA WILL CONTINUE TONIGHT (in like 10 hours from this edit timestamp)

 

[Oot]

Hello


It has to be each one. It'd have to be tested anyway. But rarely did I see multiquotes on /qa/ and it not just used for the 02 fag to test me with borderline lewd image dumps. I like the new overall /qa/ change but it felt rushed along with that whole 5 coal plan he did which thankfully got at least partially reverted. Maybe we'll see 4 images again and no image limit, but an overall post bump limit.

Are you Indian? I don't know anything about you and have never seen you on the sharty but for some reason I think I remember someone calling you an Indian o algo...

 

[Spas]

Hello


It has to be each one. It'd have to be tested anyway. But rarely did I see multiquotes on /qa/ and it not just used for the 02 fag to test me with borderline lewd image dumps. I like the new overall /qa/ change but it felt rushed along with that whole 5 coal plan he did which thankfully got at least partially reverted.

the nu/qa/ is a huge improvement but the inability to post 4 images is a huge downgrade and pisses me off to no end

Maybe we'll see 4 images again and no image limit

One can hope

 

[UltraSoyLord]

the nu/qa/ is a huge improvement but the inability to post 4 images is a huge downgrade and pisses me off to no end

One can hope

One of these days, a hoard of furries or bronies is going to colonize /qa/, and by the time people realize they are 'lita poster tier, it'll be niggerhell. I still think /qa/ needs to be split into /nate/ and /qa/ again for better containment.