How normal are you?

[istanbul]

Are you a functional member of society?

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

I have a part-time job to help me pay rent, I am going to college, I talk to other people, but I am sadly a (diagnosed) high functioning autist so women don’t find me romantically desirable (but they think I am attractive) and I find it hard to make friends and I practically never hang out with them (because they never ask me to hang out, but then again, I do not ask them.) I have lost my virginity though.

 

[Soygoy]

I have a part-time job to help me pay rent, I am going to college, I talk to other people, but I am sadly a (diagnosed) high functioning autist so women don’t find me romantically desirable (but they think I am attractive) and I find it hard to make friends and I practically never hang out with them (because they never ask me to hang out, but then again, I do not ask them.) I have lost my virginity though.

how did you lose virginity and why did you lose it?

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

how did you lose virginity and why did you lose it?

I genuinely don’t understand how, as she was 30 and I was 19. The story goes that we met on a boat ride and we eventually needed to go back to my dorm to charge her phone because she didn’t have a charger at her dorm; we start watching the One Piece Live Action series before we start cuddling and have sex. In hindsight I think she had some sort of mental disability because I remember seeing her one time constantly opening and closing one of those waffle makers once.

I remember telling this story to this groupchat I was in and they ended up roasting me to hell and back and now I have become famous for the incident that this image of me and her is constantly thrown around the groupchat.

 

[Soygoy]

I genuinely don’t understand how, as she was 30 and I was 19. The story goes that we met on a boat ride and we eventually needed to go back to my dorm to charge her phone because she didn’t have a charger at her dorm; we start watching the One Piece Live Action series before we start cuddling and have sex. In hindsight I think she had some sort of mental disability because I remember seeing her one time constantly opening and closing one of those waffle makers once.

I remember telling this story to this groupchat I was in and they ended up roasting me to hell and back and now I have become famous for the incident that this image of me and her is constantly thrown around the groupchat.

wtf? 30 and 19? you be fuckin like that?
im 19 and i dont think i would have sex with a 30 year old, especially not in a situation where there is no intimate relationship, because sex is a very sacred thing, to me atleast. but damn man, that must fucking suck you lost your virginity to a woman who's like 11 years older than you. and i assume you're not still together? weird, like, you just decided to randomly fuck a stranger?

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

wtf? 30 and 19? you be fuckin like that?
im 19 and i dont think i would have sex with a 30 year old, especially not in a situation where there is no intimate relationship, because sex is a very sacred thing, to me atleast. but damn man, that must fucking suck you lost your virginity to a woman who's like 11 years older than you. and i assume you're not still together? weird, like, you just decided to randomly fuck a stranger?

No we are not together, I am aiming to avoid one night stands now and focus more on being in an actual relationship.

 

[Soygoy]

No we are not together, I am aiming to avoid one night stands now and focus more on being in an actual relationship.

good for you, man. couldn't be me, but life is life i guess.

 

[Gigafly]

I hate that i look like the FNF pedo irl. I have brown skin as well as a grin similar to the fnf pedo and for a while I had dyed blue hair, only because i wanted to look like boyfriend from fnf. People would bully me at school for being the fnf retard and i thought of kms over it.

 

[bowl]

Changed his pfp award

Is there a problem with the highland cow?

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Too weird to fit in the NPC cattles
Too normal to have disability benefits
It's so fucking over for me.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

I hate that i look like the FNF pedo irl. I have brown skin as well as a grin similar to the fnf pedo and for a while I had dyed blue hair, only because i wanted to look like boyfriend from fnf. People would bully me at school for being the fnf retard and i thought of kms over it.

People say I look like Nathan Fielder IRL.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Yes

 

[Spas]

borderline

 

[GuroGOD]

Never was

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I like to think I am. Then again, I am in the soysphere.

 

[basil]

i am the MOST normal.

 

[Fagon]

i am the MOST normal.

^anorexic

 

[ProudConsoomer]

no one here is normal

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Never was
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Are you white or ethnic? I forgot

 

[mannfrith]

joining a sport cured my autism

 

[GuroGOD]

Are you white or ethnic? I forgot

White