Discussion How do I get hair like this?

[WH15KeY]

While being African American.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Hair is mostly cope. If you want to be like Bateman lose weight, bleach your skin, and kill women

 

[baqqrih]

Well, to start, you'd have to have straight hair, which isn't often a genetically-African trait, so it'll take some time to modify things. I guess you could start with methods of hair straightening. I'm not knowledgeable on them but I know it's possible. Once you do get it straight, you'd need to grow it out to where the front and top hair is long enough to comb back like that, and you'd need some sort of gel or styling adhesive to keep it up as the guy in the picture has it, too. You might also look at some folks of similar genes to you (other Black people) who had hair similar to what you're going for if you'd like some more accurate inspiration for the results you'll probably get. Maybe some photos of old Black musicians from the early nineteenth century, like members of jazz bands, could help. Their styles could fit what you're trying to go for, but usually they just kept their curly hair shorter (look at The Ink Spots, for example), and honestly, I think that could look good on you, too, if you just went for a shorter cut. While reading a little bit on straight-hair styles for Blacks, I did find this article on Wikipedia, which could also help you to find some resources. Good luck, buddy.

 

[princessparkles]

perm it to be straight - but it’s high maintenance bc still grows curly from root.

 

[basil]

perm it to be straight - but it’s high maintenance bc still grows curly from root.

i rlly want straight hair and perming is apparently the only option but it’ll fry my hair and i don’t want that i wish i just had medium length hair..

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

i rlly want straight hair and perming is apparently the only option but it’ll fry my hair and i don’t want that i wish i just had medium length hair..

Cut it nigger
.t baldie

 

[basil]

Cut it nigger
.t baldie

what?

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

what?

Cut your hair, african.
Regards, baldie.

 

[Fagon]

i rlly want straight hair and perming is apparently the only option but it’ll fry my hair and i don’t want that i wish i just had medium length hair..

brown people hair:ROFLMAO:

 

[basil]

brown people hair:ROFLMAO:

I AM NOT BROWN!!

Cut your hair, african.
Regards, baldie.

IM NOT AFRICAN!!

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I AM NOT BROWN!!

IM NOT AFRICAN!!

Did you seriously not know what t. means?

 

[basil]

Did you seriously not know what t. means?

like a signature..?

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Did you seriously not know what t. means?

Children don’t know things until they’re taught it. Don’t judge, you were like this oncw

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Children don’t know things until they’re taught it. Don’t judge, you were like this oncw

I'm sure you want to teach him a lot when you meet him, incelibate

 

[basil]

Children don’t know things until they’re taught it. Don’t judge, you were like this oncw

stop calling me a childddd!!!

 

[Fagon]

I AM NOT BROWN!!
IM NOT AFRICAN!!

your hair doesn't seem to know that

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

your hair doesn't seem to know that

Brown people don't know how to listen

 

[Gigafly]

Straight hair is subhuman

 

[Soygoy]

babe you don't need to change your hair to look like african patrick bateman
you are already african patrick bateman.

 

[princessparkles]

i rlly want straight hair and perming is apparently the only option but it’ll fry my hair and i don’t want that i wish i just had medium length hair..

you can try researching into keratin treatments!! those r less invasive

but ngl why do u want straight hair?