Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

For the record, I'm still going to scrape together the money to buy the Schlog any way I can, even if I don't get nearly that much in donations. I'm very determined to own the site, if you haven't gathered. Nobody else is actually going to pay that for the site, but I will. I will own this site one way or another.

These will be my rules:

1. You WILL NOT post, link to, or request illegal content.

2. You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content. This includes being associated with pedophilic groups such as the foodists and the Order of Nine Angles.

3. You WILL NOT flood the site with spam.

4. You WILL NOT attempt to attack the site through DDoSing, hacking, trying to get our server to drop us, or anything similar.

5. All NSFW images and videos must be spoilered.

And... that's about it. Other than that, go wild.

I will completely abolish the account approval system and run this like a regular forum where anyone can make an account immediately. I will also bring back guest posting. However, any links or media posted by guests or new users will have to be manually approved.

The Hole will still exist, but only as a punishment for users who break the rules (but not egregiously enough to warrant a permaban from the site).

If any of you have any suggestions, I would be more than happy to hear them.
 
tbh i don’t even know what to do with my reaction score i don’t care about it i’ve always had it negative

how much

i can’t do gift cards
FAK U BLOODY BITCH
GIVE ME THE CARD
 
2. You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content. This includes being associated with pedophilic groups such as the foodists and the Order of Nine Angles.
you can just equate that to the edgesphere
3. You WILL NOT flood the site with spam.
does this include spamming a thread you don't like
 
For the record, I'm still going to scrape together the money to buy the Schlog any way I can, even if I don't get nearly that much in donations. I'm very determined to own the site, if you haven't gathered. Nobody else is actually going to pay that for the site, but I will. I will own this site one way or another.

These will be my rules:

1. You WILL NOT post, link to, or request illegal content.

2. You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content. This includes being associated with pedophilic groups such as the foodists and the Order of Nine Angles.

3. You WILL NOT flood the site with spam.

4. You WILL NOT attempt to attack the site through DDoSing, hacking, trying to get our server to drop us, or anything similar.

5. All NSFW images and videos must be spoilered.

And... that's about it. Other than that, go wild.

I will completely abolish the account approval system and run this like a regular forum where anyone can make an account immediately. I will also bring back guest posting. However, any links or media posted by guests or new users will have to be manually approved.

The Hole will still exist, but only as a punishment for users who break the rules (but not egregiously enough to warrant a permaban from the site).

If any of you have any suggestions, I would be more than happy to hear them.
Can we have an age limit? You're allowing NSFW.
 
Can we have an age limit? You're allowing NSFW.
Yeah, if I were to allow NSFW content, I'd have to make the site 18+ for legal reasons.

I almost exclusively post on tor doe
I could also whitelist certain trusted accounts.

does this include spamming a thread you don't like
Like, flooding a thread with line spam? Yes, that would get you sent to The Hole.
 
@DOLL can you bring back the warrior-z reaction i want to warrior-nuke @Warrior-Z one last time
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i want either one of these
 
Oh, another thing: I'll hold regular events and contests, and introduce badges that users of the site can win.

I'll also let users hold votes on which new boards should be created.
 
Throw in the towel, there are multiple $2000+ bids.
 

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 2025. To prevent the site from being purchased by someone like Kuz or Ryékrispie, this fundraiser is to help me - MoonMetropolis - purchase the site. Froot won't settle for anything less than 1K for the site, and an offer of 2.5K has already been made.

As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

Help me purchase the Schlog and usher in a glorious new era of Schloggery.
will you ban bbl warzy
 
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