Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

[fdj]

@TroonMetropolis where do i give you my welfarebucks

Sorry to break it to you but DOLL and Froot had him assassinated, we're holding a vigil this Sunday

 

[ZOGs #1 Supporter]

>its not gonna make it
shlogbvlls... is it over?

 

[Bass.TUNE]

Donate to Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog, organized by Joshua Goldberg

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 20… Joshua Goldberg needs your support for Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

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Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 2025. To prevent the site from being purchased by someone like Kuz or Ryékrispie, this fundraiser is to help me - MoonMetropolis - purchase the site. Froot won't settle for anything less than 1K for the site, and an offer of 2.5K has already been made.

As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

Help me purchase the Schlog and usher in a glorious new era of Schloggery.

take out a loan try that state youll get some kind of return or soemthing like that

 

[MoonMetropolis]

>status quo; the existing state of affairs
Basically, the latter part of that question sums up the former; would anything about using the site change for the average user?

Other than no more rulescucking, the site shouldn't change much.

I am genuinely considering donating. Where can I give you my Zogbucks?

Donate to Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog, organized by Joshua Goldberg

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 20… Joshua Goldberg needs your support for Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

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[baqqrih]

Yeah, if I were to allow NSFW content, I'd have to make the site 18+ for legal reasons.

Guess I’ll have to waltz off if your kike keister wins the auction

 

[SoySpotter]

Yeah, if I were to allow NSFW content, I'd have to make the site 18+ for legal reasons.

litterally gonna have to ban half the users if this happens

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Guess I’ll have to waltz off if your kike keister wins the auction

litterally gonna have to ban half the users if this happens

Okay, I've got a better idea:

No porn or gore on most boards. There will be a few boards where such content can be posted, and those boards will be 18+ only. The rest of the site - the SFW part - will be open to underagecacas.

 

[SoySpotter]

Okay, I've got a better idea:

No porn or gore on most boards. There will be a few boards where such content can be posted, and those boards will be 18+ only. The rest of the site - the SFW part - will be open to underagecacas.

just turn adult swim into adult swim

 

[DOLL]

Okay, I've got a better idea:

No porn or gore on most boards. There will be a few boards where such content can be posted, and those boards will be 18+ only. The rest of the site - the SFW part - will be open to underagecacas.

Alright so no NSFW and no pedophiles, we are getting somewhere here. All thats left is for you to say you want me to run things again and we will be on the same team.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

take a loan, buy the bank with said loan then buy the schlog

better yet, @MoonMetropolis my jewish friend..

 

[SoySpotter]

@MoonMetropolis give me a couple people you would unban so i know how rulelesscucked you're gonna make this place.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

@MoonMetropolis PLS UNBAN MI WAIF TERRY

 

[dino]

5. All NSFW images and videos must be spoilered.

And... that's about it. Other than that, go wild.

oh boy i can't wait for the 'log to be filled with /nate/ tier porn dumps, faggots ruining and derailing every single thread (more than they already do) and the trannies inviting people to their schlogcords because "they arent hecking hostile" in dms, definitely saving the website like this.
still better than shutting down so whatever

 

[MoonMetropolis]

@MoonMetropolis give me a couple people you would unban so i know how rulelesscucked you're gonna make this place.

Nearly every user currently banned would be unbanned. The only ones who would remain banned would be ones like ḅú5ṫ and Ryékrispié - in other words, legit pedophiles and foodists.

 

[dino]

The only ones who would remain banned would be ones like ḅú5ṫ and Ryékrispié - in other words, legit pedophiles and foodists.

sparkles too right?

 

[basil]

sparkles too right?

i say we unban sparkles or ban every muslim

go big or go home

 

[_73]

Just ban all nsfw shit, that shit isnt needed on any soysphere website

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

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gay donation site schlogsoyjaksissycacas
oh my god embed fail
anyways, its blocked in my country

 

[Sneedson]

anyways, its blocked in my country

skill issue

 

[dino]

ban every muslim

do this first good idea you ever had but its never going to happen, if it did id say we keep skibidisigma and warrior 'p because they are gemmy