Well, it's been coming for a while now. I need to say the most important stuff first.
I am a 15 1/2 year old boy in high school, whose grades are shit because of my addiction to soyjaks. Loser behavior, I know. I mean, I am fixing them, I'm starting to get A-'s, but I'm not doing it fast enough it seems. I'd also like to say, I'm not some keyed gigarusaryan or some shit, I am half Russian but it's not pvre Slavic, as you can see here.
There's probably like 10% Asiatic DNA in there. Doesn't really matter.
I say this so I can get banned from here, first off, even if that wouldn't do anything. I'm going to memory wipe my computer yet again, as I've done in the past whenever the school's about to check up on me.
And now, ev&o this isn't an airport, I'm a selfish little fuck, so I'm announcing my departure(and why too).
This site is unhealthy for me. Leaving it for one month improved my social skills, diet, and interest in academics and sports. I argue with my parents every day. Not to say it's worse than social media, that's a whole other thing, but it's still bad. This site is a net negative despite all my attempts to deny this. But I can't leave it, since it's right there. So I've decided to come up with an alternative. My parents installed some parental control app that blocks most of everything on some computer. So I'm going to replace that with my school computer, turn this one in. Since my school computer is the only way I was able to access the soycaca websites(unless I use my TV, but this doesn't work on me) this will be the perfect solution.
However, this involves memory wiping my computer, which means getting rid of my 'jak folder, and all the dirt I saved on you all, which I can't believe was a ritual I took seriously. I'll also have to say goodbye. So I need to say a few things to the other users here.
@ISTANBUL well, you won. Good job.
@Aedra_222 My nigga. Get laid by any means possible. And you were sometimes right.
@Hagon It's not over and it never was.
@Swede You kind of act like a gegbvll on here, but you're nice. Stay 'xol, and don't dox yourself anymore than you've already did.
@mishа Bad day and sour lucidness
@DOOR if I come back to the soysphere and you're still here I won't know what to say.
@nagolbud Even if I've left, I will always take your wise words to heart and will never stop being a chud star.
@Gemerald Stay gemmy
@Froot Shitalalalalalalalalalaalalalian who will always be a powertripper.
@lifesucksthenyoudie Thanks for the archive, although I won't be needing it anymore.
I may have forgotten some others, but I have to go since school will start in 5 minutes. Departure announced.