SoytanEnthusiast
(#E1B09E)[#E30A17] 'tan is built for BTC
Fuck no that was just a joke why would I do that? Can you even report people on kiwifarms without an account?
I will do it then.Fuck no that was just a joke why would I do that? Can you even report people on kiwifarms without an account?
You gotta be fucking kidding me.Well, it's been coming for a while now. I need to say the most important stuff first.
I am a 15 1/2 year old boy in high school, whose grades are shit because of my addiction to soyjaks. Loser behavior, I know. I mean, I am fixing them, I'm starting to get A-'s, but I'm not doing it fast enough it seems. I'd also like to say, I'm not some keyed gigarusaryan or some shit, I am half Russian but it's not pvre Slavic, as you can see here.
There's probably like 10% Asiatic DNA in there. Doesn't really matter.
I say this so I can get banned from here, first off, even if that wouldn't do anything. I'm going to memory wipe my computer yet again, as I've done in the past whenever the school's about to check up on me.
And now, ev&o this isn't an airport, I'm a selfish little fuck, so I'm announcing my departure(and why too).
This site is unhealthy for me. Leaving it for one month improved my social skills, diet, and interest in academics and sports. I argue with my parents every day. Not to say it's worse than social media, that's a whole other thing, but it's still bad. This site is a net negative despite all my attempts to deny this. But I can't leave it, since it's right there. So I've decided to come up with an alternative. My parents installed some parental control app that blocks most of everything on some computer. So I'm going to replace that with my school computer, turn this one in. Since my school computer is the only way I was able to access the soycaca websites(unless I use my TV, but this doesn't work on me) this will be the perfect solution.
However, this involves memory wiping my computer, which means getting rid of my 'jak folder, and all the dirt I saved on you all, which I can't believe was a ritual I took seriously. I'll also have to say goodbye. So I need to say a few things to the other users here.
@ISTANBUL well, you won. Good job.
@Aedra_222 My nigga. Get laid by any means possible. And you were sometimes right.
@Hagon It's not over and it never was.
@Swede You kind of act like a gegbvll on here, but you're nice. Stay 'xol, and don't dox yourself anymore than you've already did.
@mishа Bad day and sour lucidness
@DOOR if I come back to the soysphere and you're still here I won't know what to say.
@nagolbud Even if I've left, I will always take your wise words to heart and will never stop being a chud star.
@Gemerald Stay gemmy
@Froot Shitalalalalalalalalalaalalalian who will always be a powertripper.
@lifesucksthenyoudie Thanks for the archive, although I won't be needing it anymore.
I may have forgotten some others, but I have to go since school will start in 5 minutes. Departure announced.
it's not that bad albeit so that is js a nothingburgerOh and the only reason I posted all this information is so I'd have a ruined reputation and image and couldn't come back.
Autistic people have problems with self control. Instead of quitting the site he should master that, it's just gonna come back to bite him in the ass anywayWhy are all soycruckas suicidal melodramatic faggots? You know you can do school AND post soyjaks right?
I thought you were active there or somethignFuck no that was just a joke why would I do that? Can you even report people on kiwifarms without an account?
Oh and the only reason I posted all this information is so I'd have a ruined reputation and image and couldn't come back.
Blud wants that attention badly. Imagine how many more times he's going to be opening this thread to look at what people have to say about him gegI would also like to accentuate that for most of my life, I've always held an obsession with things. Not in an autistic way, simply a hobby, you know? Before soyjaks, it was immmunobiology I believe. It's been two years, and it's been a great journey. But I have to move on.
I laughed.Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about becoming a spaceman in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this aeronautics program is going downhill and turning into another NASA. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the administration won’t address:
1. Spacesuits with zero oxygen content—just used to bait the spacebase and stir up rage.
2. Martian porn and porn in general on the launchpad, sometimes even on here. This space program is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interplanetary porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the Mercurian porn on the booru from 2023.
3. The hype rocket is dead. There’s no excitement for launches (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing aliens who aren’t even earthlings. Even when they are literal astral bodies, the flares are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam stars while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming stars are the same ones causing solar flares.
4. The agency owners are neglecting the space program. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of engineers who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new machinists are, and they’re constantly adding and removing fuels that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those launches are still up, even though they’ve been removed.
5. Novefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their specularity into unrelated programss, and the custodians let it slide even though novafagging/blackholefagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Prototypey.
6. There’s barely any community engagement from the administration or managers—no asking users to make boosters or stages, which stifles creativity.
No geg I don't even have an accountI thought you were active there or somethign
Blud ain't nobody give a fuck about what you say he just wanted to leave and he didI hope I didn't scare him off by threatening him too many times