Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[Soyteen Liker]

Granted. A man named "Aaron Hammer" (A. Hammer) smashes your balls with his fists. Unfortunately, his small hands and thin arms mean he fails to do any damage.

I wish I owned the sharty

Granted. You now own thesharty.com
I wish I owned soyjak.party

 

[USL]

Granted. You now own thesharty.com

Forgot to make a wish award

 

[Stephen]

Forgot to make a wish award

You forget how to make wishes.

I wish @Soyteen Liker made a wish

 

[Aedra]

Mostly boring thread albeit.

 

[USL]

Granted, @Soyteen Liker made a wish, it was for you to be exploded with a stick of dynamite.

I wish to have biological immortality!

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Granted, you have biological immortality, but your body ages at the same rate as a normal human. After a few hundred years, you are left existing as a husk of your former self.

I wish that Froot sold the site

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

Granted. I buy the sharty and delete /qa/ and reinstate TOTAL IAS VICTORY.

I wish Hitler won the war.

 

[Aedra]

Hitler wins WW2 but at the cost of nagolbud's theories being true, the nazis turn out to be troons..

I wish the person below me made two wishes instead of one.

 

[Stephen]

Granted. No war was specified, so Hitler’s contribution to the Spanish Civil War is what causes the Nationalists to win. The timeline does not change.

I wish Soot was a black man the whole time

 

[Stephen]

Hitler wins WW2 but at the cost of nagolbud's theories being true, the nazis turn out to be troons..

I wish the person below me made two wishes instead of one.

Granted, I wish for your balls to filled with hydrochloric acid.

I wish Aedra’s balls were filled with hydrochloric acid.

 

[Gemerald]

Granted, aedra trooned out and chopped them off a long time ago albeit

i wish for uh.. um... uhhhhh........

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Granted. Uhmm... Something happens I guess.

I wish that Genghis Khan was never born.

 

[Stephen]

Granted, the timeline of history is so radically different that you end up a DTB from a machate to the head, the rest of the world is absolutely incomprehensible, and soyjacks never come to be.

I wish Max got hit by a car.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Granted. Max gets hit by a car before the 'sharty could be sold, so the site is left without an owner until Carter raids his house and gains adminship again.

I wish that tranime was never invented

 

[oreoreviewshow]

Granted. Max gets hit by a car before the 'sharty could be sold, so the site is left without an owner until Carter raids his house and gains adminship again.

I wish that tranime was never invented

Granted, 4chan never gets made, which means /qa/ never existed and soyjak was never made

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Granted, 4chan never gets made, which means /qa/ never existed and soyjak never gets made

Forgot the wish award

 

[USL]

POST FUCKING SLOWER!!!!! AIIIEIEEE

Also I wish thet @nojak wasn't a SLF and MADE A WISH!

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

Granted, 4chan never gets made, which means /qa/ never existed and soyjak was never made

Forgot your wish award

 

[oreoreviewshow]

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POST FUCKING SLOWER!!!!! AIIIEIEEE

Also I wish thet @nojak wasn't a SLF and MADE A WISH!

Granted.
I wish the sharty never came back after the soypocalypse.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

I wish I owned soyjak.party

You become owner of soyjak.party. Nothing bad happens because you broke the pattern!

Papers please ending 20 song

I wish the sharty never came back after the soypocalypse.

unfortunately sharty no longer existed in this scenario, at the moment of your purchase, domain you own has 0 PPH.