Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[SoytanEnthusiast]

You become owner of soyjak.party. Nothing bad happens because you broke the pattern!

Papers please ending 20 song


unfortunately sharty no longer existed in this scenario, which means the new sharty domain you own has 0 PPH.

Forgot the wish again award

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Forgot the wish again award

I wish to be free from enslavement or whatever.

 

[UltraSoyLord]

Granted, you are free from your "enslavement or whatever" from the government, but you no longer get any government checks, and you die from starvation.

I wish for the prettiest nicest 'fe kween to marry me

 

[Stephen]

Granted, you get the SISAest moid hating(except for you) ‘fe queen. However, soyteens subsequently lynch you in an attempt to seize the woman for one another, ending in a brawl that kills her as well.

I wish for a ‘fe kween of average prettiness and niceness to date me

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Granted, you are free from your "enslavement or whatever" from the government, but you no longer get any government checks, and you die from starvation.

I wish for the prettiest nicest 'fe kween to marry me
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that is duable.

I wish for the prettiest nicest 'fe kween to marry me
Fine

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Granted, you get the SISAest moid hating(except for you) ‘fe queen. However, soyteens subsequently lynch you in an attempt to seize the woman for one another, ending in a brawl that kills her as well.

I wish for a ‘fe kween of average prettiness and niceness to date me

fine

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

that is duable.

I wish for the prettiest nicest 'fe kween to marry me
Fine
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[BLACKHAWK]

I wish for the german bands across the world to be popular despite nazi lyrics.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

They become popular, but their popularity is short lived as the Deep State hires Lizzo to sit on them and TayTay to shoot the rest
I wish Adult Swim didn't abruptly cancel MDE World Peace

 

[BLACKHAWK]

MDE World Peace isn't cancelled. but Sam Hyde turns black. and becomes defender of holocaust.

I wish holocaust didn't exist.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

MDE World Peace isn't cancelled. but Sam Hyde turns black. and becomes defender of holocaust.

I wish holocaust didn't exist.

Does this mean he becomes Peanut Arbuckle

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Does this mean he becomes Peanut Arbuckle

 

[Gemerald]

I wish this coal thread would die

 

[Namefag]

Granted, now countless alternate versions of it have been made and everybody only posts in those causing the site to ultimately ack.

I wish for one dollar

 

['gatorfag sl33p]

Granted, but it has a tracking chip embedded on it which attracts feds to your location and arrest you. What's worse, it's counterfeit.

I wish I had some pork to eat rn

 

[BLACKHAWK]

you're black and live in muslim majority.

I wish you stopped to gay

 

[Namefag]

Granted but now you have to gay instead

I wish Soytan never existed

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Granted and I substantially agree but unfortunately I have to punish you by forcing you to hold a rock in Tartarus for eternity

I wish for someone else to make wish instead

 

['gatorfag sl33p]

Granted but you die

I wish BLACKEDhawk gets sent to niggerhell to suck BBC for eternity

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Granted but you get sent to Hell of the same wording. And you're physically weak in the world. While Black Hawk is stronger than anyone in it.

or something.