Cel’s blog

[rapecel]

Are you Joe mama

Yes.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

H

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

May 16, 2024, Thursday Night
I got a letter recently telling me I’m not getting any money from the National Merit organization. I got scammed so hard, I wasted so much time for nothing.
Also I took my AP Biology exam today. I didn’t study for it at all so I probably didn’t do great. Then again it didn’t seem to hard so maybe I’ll do okay. Even if I do well my college might not accept my score though cause apparently the test got leaked beforehand and now some colleges might refuse to give credit for scores. Sucks for all the people who actually studied geg
I got a little brown bag with some goodies. I’ll put it in the fridge so the ants don’t rape my goyslop again
Also tomorrow I get to skip school again so the dentist can cut out my wisdom teeth



May 17, 2024, Friday Afternoon
This wisdom teeth removal thing has been a bigger nusicance than I expected. Not only will the surgery spot not stopped bleeding, but apparently I’m supposed to brush my teeth tonight. I’ll have to be careful not to fuck myself over with the rough ass toothbrush and cause more bleeding.
I’m feeling cold and sleepy due to the blood loss. I’ve put on a hoodie over my thin jacket. Also I’m feeling more content to just sit at my chair with my eyes closed rather than playing games or listening to music and stuff since I’m tired.
I hope I stop bleeding before night. If I don’t I will probably have to stay up late waiting for the bleeding to stop, which will be bad because that’s gay and lame and also I’m supposed to get a lot of rest to help facilitate the recovery process.
I’m being real careful to try and recover properly because I really don’t want to have to deal with a dry socket or an infection. That would hurt annd take a bunch of my time. It would probably be really expensive too, and I’d likely have to miss some school as well, which could be bad since I still have my last AP exam to take.
Oh also a mosquito bit me. I need my blood to help me heal and it’s stealing it. What an evil bastard, we need to kill and rape every last one of its disgusting race.
The only thing I’m happy about is the fact that since I used an IV whatever anesthetic instead of the one that makes you go retarded and start saying whatever is on your mind, I didn’t call my dentists any racial slurs today



May 18, 2024, Saturday Afternoon
Yesterday I didn’t consume anything but water and pills. The dentist said I could drink some Joyce and stuff but I didn’t end up doing so. Today I did start eating stuff though. For lunch I tried to eat some potato soup and it fucked up my stomach. Very terrible situation. I was gonna eat more potato soup for dinner since I didn’t finish the full potato soup can, but now Im probably just gonna throw it away and eat some more apple sauce or whatever for dinner.

Biology is fucking boring, I didn't even bother doing the AP for it, I just speedran that shit over my 10th grade summer lol

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

May 30, 2024, Thursday Morning
Apparently I gotta pay apple 99 dollars a year to publish an app, so maybe I won’t make an app over the summer after all. The app wouldn’t really make me money anyways; I mostly just wanted to make it so I can use it myself. Maybe I can still make the app and use it without publishing it. This is an inconvenience.
Yesterday I downloaded supercell’s new game Squad Busters. It seems relatively fun. I should focus on working rather that goofing around though. It’s already almost June

Do it anyway so you can put it on your college apps that you're some sort of professional app developer or whatever lol

 

[princessparkles]

May 30, 2024, Thursday Morning
Apparently I gotta pay apple 99 dollars a year to publish an app, so maybe I won’t make an app over the summer after all. The app wouldn’t really make me money anyways; I mostly just wanted to make it so I can use it myself. Maybe I can still make the app and use it without publishing it. This is an inconvenience.
Yesterday I downloaded supercell’s new game Squad Busters. It seems relatively fun. I should focus on working rather that goofing around though. It’s already almost June

that’s like 10/11 meals worth so u can skip those it’s ok

 

[polt]

May 30, 2024, Thursday Morning
Apparently I gotta pay apple 99 dollars a year to publish an app, so maybe I won’t make an app over the summer after all. The app wouldn’t really make me money anyways; I mostly just wanted to make it so I can use it myself. Maybe I can still make the app and use it without publishing it. This is an inconvenience.
Yesterday I downloaded supercell’s new game Squad Busters. It seems relatively fun. I should focus on working rather that goofing around though. It’s already almost June

Why apple? Android is le superior or something also I don't believe that they have a subscription service for mobile games

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Why apple? Android is le superior or something also I don't believe that they have a subscription service for mobile games

I don’t use android so I wouldn’t be able to use my own app

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Dave

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Also my dad gave me his will cause he’s afraid he will die soon. Rather morbid.

Damn..

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Damn..

He probably won’t die soon since he’s a healthy feller. The wills for just in case

 

[Weebhunter3000]

This reminds me of a time a roach landed on my arm while I was trying to sleep. I don’t touch these bugs often and I hate touching them so when I do I remember it. I think that might’ve been the only time I’ve ever touched a roach that I know of
>even doe I touch roaches every time I drink coffee cause roaches are in coffee beans (I don’t drink coffee I think it tastes bad)

I’m surprised you haven’t had a bedbug infestation considering it sounds like you live in the Amazon.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

j

 

[princessparkles]

June 4, 2024, Tuesday Afternoon
The reason I’m here in the dirty house instead of the nice house is because I had a dentist appointment here. The only reason I had the appointment to begin with is because a few weeks ago I was supposed to get a tooth thing but someone fucked up the model so the dentist had to order a new one made and I had to get a new appointment for the new model. Well today I was supposed to get my new model put in my mouth but they somehow fucked up the model again so my dentist has to order another new model. This means I will have to come back to this house again to get the 3rd version of the tooth thing inserted into my mouth

what do they use for a model of your teeth? are they doing impressions or a 3d scan

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

what do they use for a model of your teeth? are they doing impressions or a 3d scan

The last 2 times they did impressions only but this time they did both

 

[princessparkles]

The last 2 times they did impressions only but this time they did both

r u paying for this?? what a bunch of retards

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

r u paying for this?? what a bunch of retards

I think we only had to pay for the first thing

 

[basil]

The last 2 times they did impressions only but this time they did both

i think i understand why you don't trust dentists or go to them for help i'm sorry for being so rude earlier

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

I hate this place

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

I hate this place
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I can see why that other guy hates worms so much, this thing is wormlike and I hate it

 

[Weebhunter3000]

I hate this place
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Looks like a maggot.