Bro why does Joel do this

[JoelWarlock]

No bro I could beat you and your underage gf up bro

Well yeah probably if you're actually 26 but I'm not weak

 

[8doe]

Joel it's not a good idea to publicize a relationship like this
when was she born and when were you born because anything above a 2 year age gap isn't good

 

[JoelWarlock]

Joel it's not a good idea to publicize a relationship like this
when was she born and when were you born because anything above a 2 year age gap isn't good

Me: December 10
Kleki: September 24

 

[Fortuna]

He's half Indian because his mom/my aunt is a jeet

... so your mother is a pajeet?

 

[kingdavey]

Joel it's not a good idea to publicize a relationship like this
when was she born and when were you born because anything above a 2 year age gap isn't good

Bro if I knew who their imams were bro I would tell them that they're both dating bro dating is haram bro and bro like bro his gap is almost 3 years bro

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Is it just me or is kingdavey's jumbled up writing style as a result of his engrish and overusage of the word "bro" causing anybody to have a stroke?

 

[8doe]

Me: December 10
Kleki: September 24

so you're gonna be 18 in a month and she'll still be 16
its legal under Romeo and juliet laws in america but it's still pretty weird

 

[JoelWarlock]

... so your mother is a pajeet?

No my mom is Lebanese and his mom is Indian but both of our dads are Norwegian

 

[kingdavey]

so you're gonna be 18 in a month and she'll still be 16
its legal under Romeo and juliet laws in america but it's still pretty weird

Bro Joel is muslim bro be respectful of his culture bro

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I give up, my brain is fucking exploding

 

[Fortuna]

No my mom is Lebanese and his mom is Indian but both of our dads are Norwegian

How is she your aunt then?

 

[kingdavey]

No my mom is Lebanese and his mom is Indian but both of our dads are Norwegian

Bro you being Indian and Muslim bro world make perfect sense bro

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

How is she your aunt then?

I'm assuming their dads are brothers and his uncle married his aunt

 

[JoelWarlock]

How is she your aunt then?

Because she's my uncles wife

Bro you being Indian and Muslim bro world make perfect sense bro

I'm not fucking Indian

 

[8doe]

How is she your aunt then?

okay
dad is Norwegian
uncle is Norwegian
uncle get married to Indian
Indian is now joels aunt

 

[JoelWarlock]

I'm assuming their dads are brothers and his uncle married his aunt

Yeah you're right

 

[kingdavey]

okay
dad is Norwegian
uncle is Norwegian
uncle get married to Indian
Indian is now joels aunt

Bro.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Bro.

Yeah, bro?

 

[8doe]

I give up, my brain is fucking exploding

any thread with Joel's name in it is bound to knock 10 IQ points off of you

 

[kingdavey]

Yeah, bro?

Bro I think Joel would e-date protokleki if she was 13 bro