GEG 3,000 calorie milkshake

baqqrih said:
What has you being so mean? I don't understand. You're being a real jerk.
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these new soytroons thing it's cool to be edgy and bully people cuz they're mad at their own life...

we need to stick together...
 
Hagon said:
nagolbud how do you cure type one (genetic) diabetes
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raw egg yolks every morning...

1) separate and put the yolks in a cup, drink them. put egg whites on your dogs food raw. they love it.
2) cook the egg whites, eat them with your cup of raw egg yolks.
3) for chud stars in training, put raw egg yolks on hot rice.

4) don't do any of the above if you are a beta boi.

10 book sales = video of me drinking 12 egg yolks in one gulp
 
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'toss
 
nagolbud said:
raw egg yolks every morning...

1) separate and put the yolks in a cup, drink them. put egg whites on your dogs food raw. they love it.
2) cook the egg whites, eat them with your cup of raw egg yolks.
3) for chud stars in training, put raw egg yolks on hot rice.

4) don't do any of the above if you are a beta boi.

10 book sales = video of me drinking 12 egg yolks in one gulp
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what about the cure to aids?
 
I have to drink nutrition shakes because I'm 124lbs at 5'11. It's not fun. Those shakes are 250 calories each, I can't imagine what 3,000 would do.
 
Hagon said:
what about the cure to aids?
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your body can heal itself of all that shit, even herpes is not a virus... it's a bacteria. most of it stems from candida.

bottled water, food, ect. is all acidic.. natural shit is alkaline.

i put lime in my water, no seed oils, only butter, i eat about 12-15 eggs a day, meat, few veggies, and a good deal of fruit. no store bought trash...

my late night snack is banana egg pancakes with mayan honey.
 
nagolbud said:
your body can heal itself of all that shit, even herpes is not a virus... it's a bacteria. most of it stems from candida.

bottled water, food, ect. is all acidic.. natural shit is alkaline.

i put lime in my water, no seed oils, only butter, i eat about 12-15 eggs a day, meat, few veggies, and a good deal of fruit. no store bought trash...

my late night snack is banana egg pancakes with mayan honey.
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You can prove all of this if you get coldsores... put raw aloe vera juice from the plant on your lips and itll cure in a day.

aloe vera is anti bacterial and anti microbial. not anti "virus"
 
Soygoy said:
I was gonna go to sleep but this highlights a thought I had earlier and I'm glad that I now have the perfect window of opportunity to express it. I thought to myself "which food contains the most calories?" and laughed to myself what it would be like if you could eat something small that was like 5,000 fucking calories or something like imagine you eat a small ass potato chip and it has over 5,000 fucking calories somehow.

SO, MY QUESTION TO YOU ALL:
Which food has the MOST CALORIES PER CENTIMETRE? (as a brit im staring at that word and realizing how retarded that is, metre? fucking metre? are you serious?)
Let's say you're in space o algo and you need to eat food to conserve shit, can you imagine if they made like a nutrient bar or whatever that you only have to eat 1 per day to get everything you need to survive and it's the size of a small chocolate bar but it contains a full 2,000 calories and all the nutrients you need, is that possible?

Like, what does 3,000 calories look like, if it was solid and shaped into a cube?
I'll let you all have a think with that.
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Uranium-235
 
That is 46 eggs, but you only need around 17 eggs to hit 100 grams of protein. So that's almost 2000 extra calories you can spend on not eggs and make a delicious custardy shake.
 
Lism said:
That is 46 eggs, but you only need around 17 eggs to hit 100 grams of protein. So that's almost 2000 extra calories you can spend on not eggs and make a delicious custardy shake.
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Was out albeit, can't cook there
 
NT said:
250 calories each
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@Minuteman NIGGA BUY SOME MASS GAINER 250 IS BARELY HALF A MEAL
also i remember blending melted peanut butter ice cream mass gainer olive oil and milk and it came around to 5000ish cals
also last year i used to frequently bring tubs of ice cream to school and kept them in the teachers lounge refrigerator for lunch. i usually finished one tub in about 30-45 minutes the ice cream was always rock solid
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
@Minuteman NIGGA BUY SOME MASS GAINER 250 IS BARELY HALF A MEAL
also i remember blending melted peanut butter ice cream mass gainer olive oil and milk and it came around to 5000ish cals
also last year i used to frequently bring tubs of ice cream to school and kept them in the teachers lounge refrigerator for lunch. i usually finished one tub in about 30-45 minutes the ice cream was always rock solid
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ice cream is gross
 
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