GEG 3,000 calorie milkshake

Soygoy said:
99% of what you say is coal, you sound like a little bitch, you sound like you enjoy getting fucked in the ass, your voice is so sassy that i probably would have assumed that behind the screen you're wearing goth gear, goth makeup and you probably like bbc, you probably look like that one boylover book characters, that one owo choccy emo boyfriend character, you probably look like the guy from omori, the realization i had when your online persona is literally you in real life shocked me to my core, you aren't like this because it's a joke, no, this is actually you.
>"mmmm im gonna rape you too"
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Tuned everything out when you mentioned bbc, HagonWABAG
 
y'all are so wrong
this is an art
okay i am like a 3-year anorexic and i know when someone is bullsh*tting
 
baqqrih said:
Finally, a nice, quick breakfast meal to start my day:
https://www.sonicdrivein.com/menu/frozen-zone/master-shakes/oreo-peanut-butter-master-shake/
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this is like the classic overly-caloric meal
okay this could fill me up for 2 straight days
i feel like this was made for like hibernating people who eat exclusively like if they have fat reserves
Soygoy said:
I was gonna go to sleep but this highlights a thought I had earlier and I'm glad that I now have the perfect window of opportunity to express it. I thought to myself "which food contains the most calories?" and laughed to myself what it would be like if you could eat something small that was like 5,000 fucking calories or something like imagine you eat a small ass potato chip and it has over 5,000 fucking calories somehow.

SO, MY QUESTION TO YOU ALL:
Which food has the MOST CALORIES PER CENTIMETRE? (as a brit im staring at that word and realizing how retarded that is, metre? fucking metre? are you serious?)
Let's say you're in space o algo and you need to eat food to conserve shit, can you imagine if they made like a nutrient bar or whatever that you only have to eat 1 per day to get everything you need to survive and it's the size of a small chocolate bar but it contains a full 2,000 calories and all the nutrients you need, is that possible?

Like, what does 3,000 calories look like, if it was solid and shaped into a cube?
I'll let you all have a think with that.
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bitch ass nigga you don't even know what you're talking about
it is an art form to be like this, to get the most out of your meal, you drink a shit ton of water with 300 calorie instant noodles and your set for like half a day
and this is like the starter kit okay
>the site of a small chocolate bar but contains blah blah blah 2000
yes that is possible
but to the mind it will not fill you up it has to be big, okay, big, you will feel the fat but not the full, you get me?
Hagon said:
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mmmm
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this isnt true btw
 
Soygoy said:
Subsequently, which food has the LEAST amount of calories per centimeter?
Wood?
physics.stackexchange.com

How many calories in a block of wood?

I was recently thinking about the human body and the energy we get from food. I understand we don't have the ability to properly digest certain things like stones and wood and grass, but if we did,...
physics.stackexchange.com physics.stackexchange.com
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celery.
Soygoy said:
99% of what you say is coal, you sound like a little bitch, you sound like you enjoy getting fucked in the ass, your voice is so sassy that i probably would have assumed that behind the screen you're wearing goth gear, goth makeup and you probably like bbc, you probably look like that one boylover book characters, that one owo choccy emo boyfriend character, you probably look like the guy from omori, the realization i had when your online persona is literally you in real life shocked me to my core, you aren't like this because it's a joke, no, this is actually you.
>"mmmm im gonna rape you too"
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wtf are u even talking about
 
yall have to @ me when yall talk abt calories bc none of you guys know how they actually work, i will teach you on that but not on college because i hope you all fail.
 
basil said:
this isnt true btw
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No... You're telling me... That I won't really get twenty billion calories... From eating a brick of uranium...?
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basil said:
do you have like an inflation fetish or something? no!! you wouldn't puff up and get fat, you would die. okay? stupid boy.
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Rare basil funny post, keep doing shit like this because when you actually try to fight back against hagon its gemmy.
 
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