clitholics... what's this?

The Vatican has unveiled a new cute anime girl mascot, hoping to create characters that “can represent the sentiments that resonate in the hearts of the younger generations”.

The new character named Luce (which means “Light” in Italian) helps to “guide young pilgrims towards hope and faith” according to the Catholic News Agency.

 

[Gem Control]

This is what happens when your out of touch.

r/fellowkids moment! Awesome sauce!

 

[Warmjak]

Also Buddy Christ was way cooler anyway

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

proof that mexico would've thrived if it weren't for the catholics

clitholics leaking

anyway, huitzilopochtli won.

 

[baqqrih]

clitholics leaking

Where lol

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Where lol

the reacts

 

[baqqrih]

the reacts

Oh, I see now, haha.

 

[Chud]

I think progressives in the catholic church have done more to distance people from it than Martin Luther

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I think progressives in the catholic church have done more to distance people from it than Martin Luther

i have resurrected this account

 

[Chud]

i have resurrected this account

Yes

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I would say that the Catholic Church is trying to appeal to pedophiles, but... well, that would be like saying that PornHub is trying to appeal to coomers.

 

[Yes]

catholics always do the silly stuff to attract young people lol

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Luther is laughing in his grave right now

Luther went to Hvll for letting Tyrone tear out everything xhe didn't like from the Bible.

 

[8doe]

oh my god
i understand WHY but this wasn't a good idea

 

[Total Tranny Death]

The artist of the doll is pro-gay/trans rights.

To be fair it's a company and not an individual artist to my knowledge, but nobody is talking about this. It's feels like a betrayal. It's disgusting.

 

[ukrainian_chad]

cucktholics lost

 

[ukrainian_chad]

it seems like another HVITZILQPQCHTLI WIN to me
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aztecs are so weird ong like how do you even pronounce that

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

they really had to choose a name as close to lucifer as possible? cathocucks..

 

[Total Tranny Death]

they really had to choose a name as close to lucifer as possible? cathocucks..

These pedos aren't real Catholics so there's no need to call them cucks

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

These pedos aren't real Catholics so there's no need to call them cucks

>xhe thinks that the catholic church isnt all pedos
kekekekek

 

[Total Tranny Death]

>xhe thinks that the catholic church isnt all pedos
kekekekek

>Thinks 18% of people on Earth are attracted to children (approximately 1,443,577,714 people of all ages are pedos because they just are okay? You VILL ignore the even more frequent sex abuse in non Catholic religions and organizations)

I suppose Soyblog isn't exactly known for it's intelligence.