clitholics... what's this?

The Vatican has unveiled a new cute anime girl mascot, hoping to create characters that “can represent the sentiments that resonate in the hearts of the younger generations”.

The new character named Luce (which means “Light” in Italian) helps to “guide young pilgrims towards hope and faith” according to the Catholic News Agency.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

True, but at least I'm honest about it

bc i'm red

 

[drcobson]

bc i'm red

BRAAAAAAAAP lil vro I'm gonna feed you poisonous soup just like they did in Amazonia

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

^brapskin above me

 

[drcobson]

^non-existent civilization above me

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

^monkey above me

 

[Warmjak]

You don’t see this in Orthodox churches

Another OrthoDEITY victory over catholisissies

 

[ISTANBUL]

the culmination of the 2000 years of history of the catholic church
do they explain why she wears a raincoat and muddy boots? I ain't looking up her backstory

 

[Warmjak]

the culmination of the 2000 years of history of the catholic church
do they explain why she wears a raincoat and muddy boots? I ain't looking up her backstory
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I think she's supposed to be a shepherd? O algo

 

[Pepsilord]

the culmination of the 2000 years of history of the catholic church
do they explain why she wears a raincoat and muddy boots? I ain't looking up her backstory
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It’s so gay dawg

 

[Fortuna]

It’s so gay dawg

It's for kids.

 

[dataminedandproud]

You don’t see this in Orthodox churches

Actually, you see Orthodoxies killing each other instead of anime girl doll. #OrthodoxBrotherhood

 

[dataminedandproud]

Evangelicalism won BTW

 

[Blackweed]

I want to give it the benefit of the doubt and say it was made specifically for an upcoming expo in Japan.

Nonetheless, I think this is a huge mistake. If anyone from the younger generation is to follow one of the oldest institutions in the world, it will be because it is one of the oldest institutions in the world. This will fail in attracting the people it wants and only push away people it should be appealing to.

 

[Ree Vannin]

This will fail in attracting the people it wants and only push away people it should be appealing to.

Catholic Church, like any other religious corporation, wants to attract ALL people. And if it doesn't want to attract a certain type of people(a very rare situation), it pushes them in a manageable direction, like Satanism.

 

[1844 or something]

inb4 degenerate atheists start jerking off onto it

 

[Blackweed]

inb4 degenerate atheists start jerking off onto it

you are way too late for the inb4

 

[Fortuna]

inb4 degenerate atheists start jerking off onto it

Gooners have probably already made porn.

 

[Warmjak]

inb4 degenerate atheists start jerking off onto it

They already started, unfortunately. I didn't check myself or anything, just some faggot on the sharty has already posted r34 of her

 

[drcobson]

Gooners have probably already made porn.

She's a kid. They had to practice some restraint.

 

[drcobson]

They already started, unfortunately. I didn't check myself or anything, just some faggot on the sharty has already posted r34 of her

Skayjos' personal playground (nujarty) is probably already filled with this raisin