Rant I am an “Incel” and I think I am done.

[DonutHole]

I hate using this term because of the stigma with it, but is what I am. I don’t refer to myself as one irl, and I don’t hate women and I don’t want to disrespect anyone. That being said, I’m sick of being 22 and still never even having been told yes when it comes to a relationship, I don’t resent anyone for rejecting me, I’m just exhausted of all the rejection. Especially when it comes to being seen as just friends with girls… I get they can’t control who they attracted to and all, it’s just I feel so done tbh. I really liked this last girl tbh, but she just doesn’t see me that way… I genuinely thought she liked me cuz we would flirt a lot, but turns out she wanted our mutual friend after all even tho both of them said they don’t see each other like that but now they dating…. I just don’t get it anymore…. I’m not mad at her but I’m just so hurt and can’t see her anymore. And I’m okay with having female friends btw just not girls I like…. And I understand women don’t owe me anything, but why even stay alive if no one ever wants me… I really try to keep improving myself, I’m almost done with school,I workout everyday, I quit drugs, and take care of myself physically in every way, yet I’m still never enough, and strangers say it’s my personality but that doesn’t make sense cuz then I wouldn’t have friends at all…. I think I want to end it all tomorrow after I get a few things in order. I’m not willing to deal with being rejected anymore. (And this has nothing to do with sex, it has everything to do with being loved) advice is welcome, but please I’m begging you not to shit on me for expressing my feelings.

 

[NT]

I hate using this term because of the stigma with it, but is what I am. I don’t refer to myself as one irl, and I don’t hate women and I don’t want to disrespect anyone. That being said, I’m sick of being 22 and still never even having been told yes when it comes to a relationship, I don’t resent anyone for rejecting me, I’m just exhausted of all the rejection. Especially when it comes to being seen as just friends with girls… I get they can’t control who they attracted to and all, it’s just I feel so done tbh. I really liked this last girl tbh, but she just doesn’t see me that way… I genuinely thought she liked me cuz we would flirt a lot, but turns out she wanted our mutual friend after all even tho both of them said they don’t see each other like that but now they dating…. I just don’t get it anymore…. I’m not mad at her but I’m just so hurt and can’t see her anymore. And I’m okay with having female friends btw just not girls I like…. And I understand women don’t owe me anything, but why even stay alive if no one ever wants me… I really try to keep improving myself, I’m almost done with school,I workout everyday, I quit drugs, and take care of myself physically in every way, yet I’m still never enough, and strangers say it’s my personality but that doesn’t make sense cuz then I wouldn’t have friends at all…. I think I want to end it all tomorrow after I get a few things in order. I’m not willing to deal with being rejected anymore. (And this has nothing to do with sex, it has everything to do with being loved) advice is welcome, but please I’m begging you not to shit on me for expressing my feelings.

i thought for a split second this was genuinely written by you but i know you're too much of a bvll to vent like a little bitch

 

[DonutHole]

I hate using this term because of the stigma with it, but is what I am. I don’t refer to myself as one irl, and I don’t hate women and I don’t want to disrespect anyone. That being said, I’m sick of being 22 and still never even having been told yes when it comes to a relationship, I don’t resent anyone for rejecting me, I’m just exhausted of all the rejection. Especially when it comes to being seen as just friends with girls… I get they can’t control who they attracted to and all, it’s just I feel so done tbh. I really liked this last girl tbh, but she just doesn’t see me that way… I genuinely thought she liked me cuz we would flirt a lot, but turns out she wanted our mutual friend after all even tho both of them said they don’t see each other like that but now they dating…. I just don’t get it anymore…. I’m not mad at her but I’m just so hurt and can’t see her anymore. And I’m okay with having female friends btw just not girls I like…. And I understand women don’t owe me anything, but why even stay alive if no one ever wants me… I really try to keep improving myself, I’m almost done with school,I workout everyday, I quit drugs, and take care of myself physically in every way, yet I’m still never enough, and strangers say it’s my personality but that doesn’t make sense cuz then I wouldn’t have friends at all…. I think I want to end it all tomorrow after I get a few things in order. I’m not willing to deal with being rejected anymore. (And this has nothing to do with sex, it has everything to do with being loved) advice is welcome, but please I’m begging you not to shit on me for expressing my feelings.

There's not any hope. I just wish the UK would offer assisted suicide. I'm scared to jump, overdose, bleed etc and there's a chance I could end up worse off.
Why can't more places just offer a peaceful way out when there's no hope of happiness? Why does this sick world want to keep an ugly incel guy alive? I already know I'm viewed as below shit by society. Why do I need to live with this sort of feelings? Just let me die peacefully. It's cruel keeping ugly autistic freaks alive when there's no future or life to be enjoyed.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

sry for ur loss lol

 

[NT]

I hate using this term because of the stigma with it, but is what I am. I don’t refer to myself as one irl, and I don’t hate women and I don’t want to disrespect anyone. That being said, I’m sick of being 22 and still never even having been told yes when it comes to a relationship, I don’t resent anyone for rejecting me, I’m just exhausted of all the rejection. Especially when it comes to being seen as just friends with girls… I get they can’t control who they attracted to and all, it’s just I feel so done tbh. I really liked this last girl tbh, but she just doesn’t see me that way… I genuinely thought she liked me cuz we would flirt a lot, but turns out she wanted our mutual friend after all even tho both of them said they don’t see each other like that but now they dating…. I just don’t get it anymore…. I’m not mad at her but I’m just so hurt and can’t see her anymore. And I’m okay with having female friends btw just not girls I like…. And I understand women don’t owe me anything, but why even stay alive if no one ever wants me… I really try to keep improving myself, I’m almost done with school,I workout everyday, I quit drugs, and take care of myself physically in every way, yet I’m still never enough, and strangers say it’s my personality but that doesn’t make sense cuz then I wouldn’t have friends at all…. I think I want to end it all tomorrow after I get a few things in order. I’m not willing to deal with being rejected anymore. (And this has nothing to do with sex, it has everything to do with being loved) advice is welcome, but please I’m begging you not to shit on me for expressing my feelings.

The fact that you have to beg for people not to shit on you after laying out very real and very real grievances you have is a terrifying reminder of the total lack of empathy and respect ugly people go through.

 

[DonutHole]

i thought for a split second this was genuinely written by you but i know you're too much of a bvll to vent like a little bitch

Incels were right.

First of all, don't get me wrong. I'm not a misogynistic, homophobic or racist. I don't hate women but they probably hate me. I just wanna tell the truth: If you are not an alpha male, it's over. Period. I tried to don't believe this fact for a long time but today I swallowed black pill and accepted it. Let me tell you my story: I'm a university student and I'm still single. I mean still virgin. And the problem is, I'm not even ugly. I always wondered where did I make mistake. And decided to change myself. And I literally tried everything to find a girlfriend. I paid attention to my hygiene, wore nice clothings, started to eat healthy, fixed my sleep pattern, tried to socialize with people (not only women), went to gym, improve my knowledge capacity and learnt English, talked with girls, etc. And the conclusion is, I'm still single. I try to flirt with girls but I got friendzoned everytime. I downloaded some dating apps. And tried my chance in social media. I swipe 1.000 girls every day (yes I count, and yes I bought premium) and still can't get any likes. I even bought a book about Tinder guide for men and performed the tactics and I still can't get any likes. Then I read tons of articles about how to flirt with girls, message with them, talk with them irl etc. I pretend like I have confidence but girl have a strong sixth sense so they can easily understand my fiddle. I also bought a book called The Art of Seduction and read it. Sometimes I played nice guy. Sometimes I tried to be a bad boy. Sometimes I treated moderate. But I mean I literally tried everything, everything. But women just see me as a friend. I can't attract them anyways.
But then I understood the problems. And the problems aren't changeable. Firstly, I'm not masculine enough. It's genetic unfortunately. Yes, maybe I can develop my body a bit but I can't permanently change my body. I'm not manly enough and I can't pretend like I'm tough. They can understand my faking. And I'm not tall enough. And I'm poor. Maybe you can say "If you craving for sex, go to a prostitute." But that's not about sex. That was never about sex. That's about being loved. As I said, I tried and I'm still single. You know why? Because I'm not masculine, confident, manly, tall or rich. It's not about appearance or being social. It's about genetics. You can not deny the scientific facts like hypergamy, sexual selection or psychological evolution. I don't blame women for this. We can't change their nature or instincts. But I can't change my genes too. I'm not an alpha male and I will never be an alpha. I'm a desperate, lonely, pathetic, unsuccessful, undesirable, hugless, kissless virgin. And any girl don't wanna date a guy like me. That's why I still single. And I'm suicidal because of this. And I can't even tell my problems to a girl because if I do, she thinks I'm weak. What's the meaning of a relationship, even if I can't be myself? I don't want a relationship which based on lies and fake behaviors. But this is nature. We can't change it. If there is a God, I hate them. I don't wanna hurt anybody but myself. I wanna leave this cruel world. I hate incels but they... they were right.
(PS: please don't write an offensive comment, because as I said, I'm suicidal and overly sensitive. So please be sympathetic. Thanks for your understanding.
BTW excuse my English. I learned this language by myself and I'm still developing myself)

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Paste the pinejak copypasta here so this can become the most dense thread in the 'shlog.

 

[DonutHole]

The fact that you have to beg for people not to shit on you after laying out very real and very real grievances you have is a terrifying reminder of the total lack of empathy and respect ugly people go through.

yeah he had to remind everyone he wasnt a mysogynistic chudcel every other sentence funny asf

 

[Chimperator]

Good riddance.

 

[DonutHole]

What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this! HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is. Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak. Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... inspects him with a magnifying glass Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. grips his ass cheeks really hard Tight, firm butt cheeks. Spreads them A shaved butt holly pulls off his thong A shaved, uncut cock. rubs legs Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak! Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree! Could it be… ...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure! AWOOGA! AWOOGA! It's Femboy Friday! And Pinejak is looking more sluttier than ever! Looking more feminine than ever, aren't you, pineboy? Don't worry! We will present you to your Apple Master! Yeah! Wear that chastity cage already! Your CLITTY needs to cum buckets while getting pounded by that superior apple cock! Yes, yes! You're about to become Applejak's boywife! You will be his personal cumbucket! Oh.. your clitty is already leaking cum... That's a good slut! I've also noticed your Queen of Apples tattoo.. and not to mention that Applejak plush! Really showing off your submission to them, huh? You need to be Apple Bred! Crossdress for daddy already! You need to be hired for Femboy Hooters! PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* Oh god.. this bussy is so tight! You're already looking pleasured huh? PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* Oh my... I'm about to.. cum! SPLUUURRT!* Clean it up with your tongue already, you worthless slutty cumdump! You need to be fed by my superior sperm! You need to be boipreggers! Your boybutt is too much to resist! Feminine men like Pinejak are too much to resist! Oh my... That clitty of yours.. already leaking huh? My dick is already wer because of that boipussi juice! You are the best slut I've ever met, pinejak! Soon you will be bred by the strongest, most meatiest fruitjaks ever! You will be the proof of the Apple New World Order! See you soon, slutboy~ HOLY MOLY!
wtf did i just read Holy moly! Pinejak is looking more cuter than ever! He's blushing... I wonder why... OOH! Would (You) look at that! Pinejak's cute asshole! My, my.. just look at that beautiful hole teasing me! It's so obvious it's asking for a big and juicy body part; something reminiscent of a cucumber.. Yeah! A schlong! A juicy schlong is needing to penetrate that hole! These sweet lips... Begging for cum in your mouth, aren't you, you gay little cumdump? I know, I know.. You slutty little shit.. Fuck... You really need to be anally penetrated already.. You.. Nngh~ I just can't resist that sweet fruity bussy! Get in the APPLED.com casting car already! Your femboy boypussy needs to be pounded hard and rough already! Submissive pineapples like you need a good dicking already! You need a good ol' spanking in that juicy ass already! Ugh~.. Bitchy bottoms like you really stress me out. I'm emptying all my testicles just to pleasure you, huh? You should really perform some anilingus on me already, you slut! Clean my asshole! And maybe I'll probably reward you with a good creampie.. Who knows? Now open that asshole wide already! PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* Holy shit... So.. Nngh~ Tight! PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* Get railed already! I'm about to cum... I'm... already going balls deep on you! I'm.. I'm about to cum!!!!! SPLUUUUURRRRTTTT* Liked that hot gooey creampie, didn't ya? slaps ass forcefully* See you soon, pineboy... You were real good in bed... Goodbye...

 

[NT]

yeah he had to remind everyone he wasnt a mysogynistic chudcel every other sentence funny asf

geg im just pasting reddit replies to that thread ese

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Good riddance.

Oblivious retard award

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

donut hole is an iranian ai chatbot

 

[DonutHole]

geg im just pasting reddit replies to that thread ese

You don't need a woman to not be suicidal. You need to work on what makes you think that way first. Women want security and stability. Not an alpha man. If you're thinking of killing yourself. They would be scared to lose you. They might really like you but would be scared to take a chance for fear that you might leave. Find a way to enjoy living and let those women know you will be here.

 

[ukrainian_chad]

ziggers tf is this shit?

 

[DonutHole]

Oblivious retard award

everytime i post som shi like this my retarded haters start gloating kek theyre soooo obsessed

 

[DonutHole]

ziggers tf is this shit?

Mexico is BLACK

 

[NT]

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I am an “Incel” and I think I am done.
I hate using this term because of the stigma with it, but is what I am. I don’t refer to myself as one irl, and I don’t hate women and I don’t want to disrespect anyone. That being said, I’m sick of being 22 and still never even having been told yes when it comes to a relationship, I don’t resent anyone for rejecting me, I’m just exhausted of all the rejection. Especially when it comes to being seen as just friends with girls… I get they can’t control who they attracted to and all, it’s just I feel so done tbh. I really liked this last girl tbh, but she just doesn’t see me that way… I genuinely thought she liked me cuz we would flirt a lot, but turns out she wanted our mutual friend after all even tho both of them said they don’t see each other like that but now they dating…. I just don’t get it anymore…. I’m not mad at her but I’m just so hurt and can’t see her anymore. And I’m okay with having female friends btw just not girls I like…. And I understand women don’t owe me anything, but why even stay alive if no one ever wants me… I really try to keep improving myself, I’m almost done with school,I workout everyday, I quit drugs, and take care of myself physically in every way, yet I’m still never enough, and strangers say it’s my personality but that doesn’t make sense cuz then I wouldn’t have friends at all…. I think I want to end it all tomorrow after I get a few things in order. I’m not willing to deal with being rejected anymore. (And this has nothing to do with sex, it has everything to do with being loved) advice is welcome, but please I’m begging you not to shit on me for expressing my feelings.

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The fact that you have to beg for people not to shit on you after laying out very real and very real grievances you have is a terrifying reminder of the total lack of empathy and respect ugly people go through.


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I’m done and sick of this shit too.

32 this year and never had a girlfriend despite being on multiple dating apps and trying to better myself by going to the gym and even tried some dancing.



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Same exact thing here, turning 32 in October and I can't take it anymore. I really identify with what OP said.


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That sucks dude…. I’m sorry…it’s just feels like the unfortunate reality for some people like us :/


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I just made it to 24, I still never had a relationship, but by now I know that I am good enough and dont resent and hate myself because of this anymore. I whish to experience love so bad, but slowly I am working on getting my life together again, delve into my or new interests, working on friendships and bettering my relation with my family.

A relationship alone wont fix me, it would help me so much to have somebody to rely on. But I myself work on become a better person and leveling my personality more and more to be the way how I feel good about myself.

Ive been trying so hard to work my problems out and develop a better mental health and relationships. In and out of therapy since I am 20 now. Everything takes time, for me it was feeling safe with other people and slowly opening up more and learning to respect myself the way I am.

Its a long fucking way, but ive gained some trust in the future even if everything looks like its going to shit. If you dont keep on trying youll never find out what good may lay ahead in life for you.

Ive met so many people I am thankful for helping me out, Ive made new friends in the meantime, not everything was or is rosy and new relationships with people can become a burden too, but all in all there were so many more positive things around which I am thankful for than Ive realized at the time. These last years I was just too depressed to see all the good things around me, standing in my own way. But now Im slowly turning green and am able to stop myself from spiraling again, I think at least (at the very least I have become more resilient and learned how to better deal with my negativity).

I believe in you, theres so much ahead of you. Dont give up! <3



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Btw, please reach out to a friend and talk a little about this even if its damn hard. Believe me they much rather cry the whole night with you instead of hearing about your passing.

E: I like to scream in my car to relieve stress when nobody can see or hear me, listen to music that is way too loud and heavy. As long as that shit moves me it helps. Man keep it up. I got hope for you.


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You sound great, honestly. You’re not hateful, you’re reasonable and self aware, you’re educated. Build some confidence up, start meeting new people and train your social skills. You’ll get there. My sister is your age, one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, men are intimidated by her. And she has never been in a relationship. It’s all about perspective.


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I’m an incel too. I have lots of women friends and I’m respected by almost all the people I get in touch… It’s just that girls are not interested romantically speaking in me, my hobbies, my body, my face, my way of being… and I’m not ugly at all.

I’m liked more by men rather than women, they just ignore me, preferring someone that is more “malicious”

I read scientific articles about the human fertility and they said that even in the Mesolithic, women preferred to “date” and have children with more violent men (hunter gatherers) rather than the ones who were keen on raise up children, paint, put makeups and helping them (the women) in the houseworks or in repairing or crafting stuff


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What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this! HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is. Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak. Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... inspects him with a magnifying glass Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. grips his ass cheeks really hard Tight, firm butt cheeks. Spreads them A shaved butt holly pulls off his thong A shaved, uncut cock. rubs legs Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak! Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree! Could it be… ...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure! AWOOGA! AWOOGA! It's Femboy Friday! And Pinejak is looking more sluttier than ever! Looking more feminine than ever, aren't you, pineboy? Don't worry! We will present you to your Apple Master! Yeah! Wear that chastity cage already! Your CLITTY needs to cum buckets while getting pounded by that superior apple cock! Yes, yes! You're about to become Applejak's boywife! You will be his personal cumbucket! Oh.. your clitty is already leaking cum... That's a good slut! I've also noticed your Queen of Apples tattoo.. and not to mention that Applejak plush! Really showing off your submission to them, huh? You need to be Apple Bred! Crossdress for daddy already! You need to be hired for Femboy Hooters! PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* Oh god.. this bussy is so tight! You're already looking pleasured huh? PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* Oh my... I'm about to.. cum! SPLUUURRT!* Clean it up with your tongue already, you worthless slutty cumdump! You need to be fed by my superior sperm! You need to be boipreggers! Your boybutt is too much to resist! Feminine men like Pinejak are too much to resist! Oh my... That clitty of yours.. already leaking huh? My dick is already wer because of that boipussi juice! You are the best slut I've ever met, pinejak! Soon you will be bred by the strongest, most meatiest fruitjaks ever! You will be the proof of the Apple New World Order! See you soon, slutboy~ HOLY MOLY!
wtf did i just read Holy moly! Pinejak is looking more cuter than ever! He's blushing... I wonder why... OOH! Would (You) look at that! Pinejak's cute asshole! My, my.. just look at that beautiful hole teasing me! It's so obvious it's asking for a big and juicy body part; something reminiscent of a cucumber.. Yeah! A schlong! A juicy schlong is needing to penetrate that hole! These sweet lips... Begging for cum in your mouth, aren't you, you gay little cumdump? I know, I know.. You slutty little shit.. Fuck... You really need to be anally penetrated already.. You.. Nngh~ I just can't resist that sweet fruity bussy! Get in the APPLED.com casting car already! Your femboy boypussy needs to be pounded hard and rough already! Submissive pineapples like you need a good dicking already! You need a good ol' spanking in that juicy ass already! Ugh~.. Bitchy bottoms like you really stress me out. I'm emptying all my testicles just to pleasure you, huh? You should really perform some anilingus on me already, you slut! Clean my asshole! And maybe I'll probably reward you with a good creampie.. Who knows? Now open that asshole wide already! PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* Holy shit... So.. Nngh~ Tight! PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* PLAP* Get railed already! I'm about to cum... I'm... already going balls deep on you! I'm.. I'm about to cum!!!!! SPLUUUUURRRRTTTT* Liked that hot gooey creampie, didn't ya? slaps ass forcefully* See you soon, pineboy... You were real good in bed... Goodbye...

This makes me want to keep living.