Rant The Minecraft Movie teaser is the worst thing I have ever seen.

Soygoy said:
i think everyone can fucking agree that steve is the most unimportant character in videogame history
he doesn't even talk and jack black plays him like he's the most important nigger (excuse me, that was a bit racist, i'm sorry steve. didn't mean to do you like that) in the world
man fuck you, you're the default skin people switch to their egirl catgirl troon skin, fuck outta here. "I AM STEVE." blud thinks hes important or something ๐Ÿ’€
then he has to go mentor the characters and it's just like

ok
so like where the fuck is alex
wheres notch, wheres herobrine, like, do if piglins are in it do villagers make an appearance
oh fuck that. Fuck that.
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FSoaS based btw love his vids even his non tf2 ones.
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My wonder is if they'll portray villagers as biological humans with human actors like how the "players" are shown (both those who entered from "outside", like the group of four, and those within the universe, like Steve). Villagers are humans, yes? Did Game Theory do a fact-check of this?
 
Soygoy said:
yeah i get you 100% actually.
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pavlovian dog waiting for its bell
playing with the buttons of its prison cell
grooming its profile, it anxiously waits
hoping for a text, as it salivates

at one with our system, in their eyes it shines
to our master-clock, they've been synchronized
poking around the structures of their minds
our hypnotic commands have been well-disguised

no personal self, you're here to work
be proud to be poor, you're the salt of the earth
use them up at the lowest cost
the entire hard drive should be tossed

the replicated imitation
born broken, with no foundation
teaching them their limitations
soften them up for the global nation

autistic servants of the corporate state
de-sexualized shaven invertebrates
discussing at length, the new hairstyle
while practicing their celebrity smile

what you call your world view
is something we inject into you
deconstruct the indoctrination?
they never will, it's their consolation

adjusted to function within the structure
devaluated and manufactured
fully declawed and completely subdued
the zero consequence of the product called 'you'

what you call your world view
is something we inject into you
deconstruct the indoctrination?
they never will, it's their consolation

adjusted to function within the structure
devaluated and manufactured
fully declawed and completely subdued
the zero consequence of the product called 'you'

scooping you up, fresh from the womb
twenty billion customers each take their turn
regurgitating identical thoughts
socially impotent flesh robots

filling their neurons as they've been trained
with a hundred thousand hours of our video games
data raped and the latest vaccines
all their dreams crushed inside machines

what you call your world view
is something we inject into you
deconstruct the indoctrination?
they never will, it's their consolation

adjusted to function within the structure
devaluated and manufactured
fully declawed and completely subdued
the zero consequence of the product called 'you'

what you call your world view
is something we inject into you
deconstruct the indoctrination?
they never will, it's their consolation

adjusted to function within the structure
devaluated and manufactured
fully declawed and completely subdued
the zero consequence of the product called 'you'
 
Soygoy said:
i think everyone can fucking agree that steve is the most unimportant character in videogame history
he doesn't even talk and jack black plays him like he's the most important nigger (excuse me, that was a bit racist, i'm sorry steve. didn't mean to do you like that) in the world
man fuck you, you're the default skin people switch to their egirl catgirl troon skin, fuck outta here. "I AM STEVE." blud thinks hes important or something ๐Ÿ’€
then he has to go mentor the characters and it's just like
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js stumbled upon this on insta

 
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