Rant The Minecraft Movie teaser is the worst thing I have ever seen.

[Soygoy]

"yeah minecraft is just a game i made ten years ago"
"also im working on levers and chests now"

gigachad

 

[NiggerRigger]

What's with pretentious faggots and this meme?

 

[ILoveCoals]

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What's with pretentious faggots and this meme?

Schizo=funny

 

[ILoveCoals]

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Gooning to this rn

 

[NiggerRigger]

Schizo=funny

I don't get why the new teenager fad is pretending to have mental illness for memes.

 

[ILoveCoals]

notch's opinion on the movie summarised:
"i dont care lol"
"would have agreed to uwe boll making it"
"yeah it looks like shit geg"
"yeah it probably has politics in it geg"
"still kind of like it doe"
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He CANNOT stop winning

 

[NiggerRigger]

Gooning to this rn

Caanan's chosen people, can we sacrifice him to Baal?

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

notch's opinion on the movie summarised:
"i dont care lol"
"would have agreed to uwe boll making it"
"yeah it looks like shit geg"
"yeah it probably has politics in it geg"
"still kind of like it doe"
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notchGODS

 

[ILoveCoals]

 

[NiggerRigger]

I'm not practicing necromancy.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I'm not practicing necromancy.

nigga think he blackhawk

 

[Soygoy]

my mom drank liquor
and smoked weed
when she was pregnant with me
my forehead bulges out
and i have a cleft palate
i feel really confused
all the time
with everything
i think i have down's syndrome
i don't have the brains to have anything
resembling an intelligent conversation
i don't have the motivation
to do anything but watch television
because i wasn't fully toilet trained
until i was 17 years old
when i try to read a book
i just end up staring at a block of text
without understanding it at all
my perception is so limited and small
that i go into detail
about the tiniest bit of knowledge
that i have in my brain
then when i die
i'll go to heaven retarded
and they'll laugh at me there too
i don't know how to walk normal
because i can't stop thinking
about my mechanical legs
that suspend my disgusting abdomen
up off the ground
like a sack of filthy potatoes
on display
for everyone to laugh at
a sack of ugly potatoes
on stilts
and i know i have autism
and i'm legally blind too
and i have that weird fat puffy face
and people joke that i'm "mentally challenged"
mentally challenged? fuck off
i'm a retard!
a total retard that needs lethal injection
they should sterilize my entire family tree

 

[NiggerRigger]

Yeah because I look like this and say this because niggers.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

this shit sucks