You have a gun with one bullet and your two worst enemies are in the room

[DonutHole]

Which one are you shooting

 

[Fortuna]

I don't really have "worst enemies".

 

[DonutHole]

I don't really have "worst enemies".

then shoot yourself

 

[Imperator]

Brap very hard so I can kill everyone in the room.

 

[drcobson]

Brap very hard so I can kill everyone in the room.

I'd do this but unironically because I'm Aryan like that

 

[Itransheartblox]

Start gooning to 'p like a pacifist 'cord xueen with my worst enemies (my potential new friends)

 

[oxamrazor]

I’ll shoot nagolbud

 

[Blackweed]

If I had 2 bullets I'd shoot you twice

 

[DonutHole]

If I had 2 bullets I'd shoot you twice

I dont even know who you are

 

[Blackweed]

I dont even know who you are
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Me neither I just thought it was something funny to say

 

[1844 or something]

Me.

 

[Ballos]

Let DOLL decide

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Which one are you shooting

I don't have enemies or anybody at the bottom of the barrel I feel unhinged raw vitriol toward, I also don't want to kill anyone or take anybody's life because that's just immoral and wrong unless it's in self-defense either in warfare or in the midst of an attack.

However, I'd kill two birds with one stone by just lining them up one in front of the other so that way the bullet hopefully penetrates through both of their skulls, if the second individual behind didn't immediately die because the bullet became lodged the first guy's brain before it could penetrate the skull and hit the second guy, then I would just beat the everliving shit out of the second guy, put him in an enlarged flower bag, beat him in the bag with a baseball bat, torture him mentally for the next two hours assuming I didn't outright kill him from the beatings, drive out into the woods near a lake, drop him still inside the flour bag into the lake and let him succumb to his inevitable fate through drowning.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I don't have enemies or anybody at the bottom of the barrel I feel unhinged raw vitriol toward, I also don't want to kill anyone or take anybody's life because that's just immoral and wrong unless it's in self-defense either in warfare or in the midst of an attack.

However, I'd kill two birds with one stone by just lining them up one in front of the other so that way the bullet hopefully penetrates through both of their skulls, if the second individual behind didn't immediately die because the bullet became lodged the first guy's brain before it could penetrate the skull and hit the second guy, then I would just beat the everliving shit out of the second guy, put him in an enlarged flower bag, beat him in the bag with a baseball bat, torture him mentally for the next two hours assuming I didn't outright kill him from the beatings, drive out into the woods near a lake, drop him still inside the flour bag into the lake and let him succumb to his inevitable fate through drowning.

If this sounds hyper specific, it isn't. I did in fact make this up on the spot and this isn't some incriminating evidence for a crime I committed. Because like I said previously, I don't have enemies and I don't actually have the guts to take somebody's life. This also isn't a smartschoolboy9 situation where I'm doing horrendous things to people online or in person, posting these incriminating things and then condeming those very things I did on the same or alternate account like a mindbroken retard.

And yes, I acknowledge by posting this, this only makes me sound even more guilty than had I not posted it.
This comes from the a point or perspective of honesty rather than a sinister man's confession.

 

[1844 or something]

Serial killer making actionable threats above me

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Serial killer making actionable threats above me