Shit No One Cares About You got drafted but you need to decide on the service branch and explain your reasoning

[SmallAnus]

Army
Navy
Air Force
Marine Corps
(No coast guard or le space force because fuck you)

If you picked the army or marine corps, would you be an infantryman, tank crewman, close air support chud, etc.

If you picked the navy, would you be a sailor, pilot, etc.

If you picked the air force, would you be a fighter pilot or a bomber pilot or etc.


Probably should've posted this in qa

 

[basil]

Probably should've posted this in qa

i can count like 3 threads that should be on forum games instead of here or qa

 

[SmallAnus]

i can count like 3 threads that should be on forum games instead of here or qa

Too bad you can't delete thread after posting them

 

[istanbul]

depends on who the enemy is
if they are some backwards hellhole then you have the greatest chances of survival by serving in the air force

 

[basil]

you know if you just want to survive, like me, i would just pick the navy, it is the least dangerous route.
my reasoning would be that in my lore i have a nautical history or something idk..

 

[istanbul]

i have a nautical history

elaborate

 

[condolana]

Whichever one allows me to use drones. It'll be just like my favourite video games!

 

[basil]

elaborate

not exactly a nautical history like boating or fishing but i know alot abt fish and extinct aquatic species and stuff like that
maybe i could be one of those guys in the navy that train dolphins to defuse bombs or smth..

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

I'll declare myself a trans now and demand leaving

 

[SmallAnus]

I'll declare myself a trans now and demand leaving

 

[Brainstorm]

Air Force or space force, easily since those are the safest corps to work in and while also being paid best and more based on intellectual skill rather than brawn.

 

[baqqrih]

Air Force, that way there'll be little difficulty in desertion if need be.

 

[bowl]

I can't do any of these because i have a disability.

 

[Brainstorm]

I can't do any of these because i have a disability.

>Down syndrome

 

[Hagon]

Army
Navy
Air Force
Marine Corps
(No coast guard or le space force because fuck you)

If you picked the army or marine corps, would you be an infantryman, tank crewman, close air support chud, etc.

If you picked the navy, would you be a sailor, pilot, etc.

If you picked the air force, would you be a fighter pilot or a bomber pilot or etc.


Probably should've posted this in qa

I like the idea of being in the army or marine corps but there's such a high chance of just being instantly blown up from miles away that it'd probably just suck. So i'd probably go with the air force (fighter pilot, specifically) since i'd bet dog fights are pretty fun, if those even happen anymore.

 

[Brainstorm]

I like the idea of being in the army or marine corps but there's such a high chance of just being instantly blown up from miles away that it'd probably just suck. So i'd probably go with the air force (fighter pilot, specifically) since i'd bet dog fights are pretty fun, if those even happen anymore.

American planes are so advanced that dog fighting for americans is seeing how far enemies can be sniped

 

[dd/mm/yyyy]

(No coast guard or le space force because fuck you)

fuck YOU i choose them anyway

 

[Hagon]

American planes are so advanced that dog fighting for them is seeing how far enemies can be sniped

At least the seats in the cockpits are probably comfortable.

 

[Brainstorm]

At least the seats in the cockpits are probably comfortable.

From what it looks like it probably is like a gamer chair

 

[Brainstorm]

fuck YOU i choose them anyway

>i wanna be a hecking coast guard so I can shoot down Mexican submarines and pretend to be part of the armed forces!