You ever feel angry for no reason?

[baqqrih]

One time. My bitch mom dared to try to take away my nintendo switch. Let's just say she learned her lesson in blood.

Was the Nintendo damaged?

 

[DonutHole]

Was the Nintendo damaged?

I beat her head in with it.

 

[DonutHole]

I beat her head in with it.

Getting angry just thinking about it. Stupid bitch made me break it, losing HOURS of progress.

 

[baqqrih]

Getting angry just thinking about it. Stupid bitch made me break it, losing HOURS of progress.

You should write a letter to Miyamoto. Ever since he beat his wife over the head with his NES prototype and shattered it to pieces in the process, he's created a hidden service where any Nintendo customer in a similar situation can contact him and get a new device for absolutely free as long as you include a picture in your letter of the damage (of both the woman and the device). If you write an extra paragraph describing the encounter, he'll also send you a bonus Nintendo Amiibo figurine of himself as a Mii, and if you use it on your Switch it will show a graphic home video from decades ago of the original NES incident. It's a great service.

 

[DonutHole]

You should write a letter to Miyamoto. Ever since he beat his wife over the head with his NES prototype and shattered it to pieces in the process, he's created a hidden service where any Nintendo customer in a similar situation can contact him and get a new device for absolutely free as long as you include a picture in your letter of the damage (of both the woman and the device). If you write an extra paragraph describing the encounter, he'll also send you a bonus Nintendo Amiibo figurine of himself as a Mii, and if you use it on your Switch it will show a graphic home video from decades ago of the original NES incident. It's a great service.

Didn't read. Sorry. Too many letters. Made my head pulse.

 

[baqqrih]

Didn't read. Sorry. Too many letters. Made my head pulse.

No worries. I'm sure your mom's head pulsed too.

 

[DonutHole]

No worries. I'm sure your mom's head pulsed too.

Don't talk about my mother you dirty hick. I bet you pick out the lice from your head as a snack.

 

[baqqrih]

Don't talk about my mother you dirty hick. I bet you pick out the lice from your head as a snack.

Sorry.

 

[DonutHole]

Sorry.

Sorry for lashing out

 

[Sneedson]

Sorry for lashing out

Thats a first

 

[DonutHole]

Thats a first

Instant replies get off my dick lil bro. Why have you chosen to leak your clitty at me? Blocked.

 

[baqqrih]

Instant replies get off my dick lil bro. Why have you chosen to leak your clitty at me? Blocked.

People have been leaking left and right recently. We need some paper towels.