Coal Xisters! Are you nostalgic yet?

This part of the video really bothers me:
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What kind of fucking PSP is this? Why is there a cord hanging from the top? No PSP model has ever had any ports on the top of the system, that space was required for the UMD drive (well except for the Go but even that has the charging port on the bottom). I kneel the PSP had a Mini-USB there but the rest of the post still stands Why is the analog nub on the wrong side? In fact, why are the face buttons shaped like the D-Pad and vice versa? But most importantly, how the fuck is xhe able to use the screen like a touchscreen? No PSP ever made has a touchscreen, a capacitive touchscreen was only introduced with the PSP's successor, the PSVITA, which this system clearly isn't (it's a PSP 2000, as shown by the semicircle buttons on the bottom, the lack of speaker grill, and the single analog nub).
Most importantly, this image is fucking cope. Silly and Poo were likely mindbroken over the fact the PSP had games people (LIKE THOSE HECCIN MOIDS) actually wanted to play and not casual game dust like Nintendogs and Brain Age, so they're projecting their hatred of the PSP on DA TROOOOOOOOONZ
holy fucking ass burger, 'tismdeity I KNEEL
 
holy fucking ass burger, 'tismdeity I KNEEL
>An ass burger?
>Never seen that on the Mcdonalds menu!

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This part of the video really bothers me:
View attachment 5123
What kind of fucking PSP is this? Why is there a cord hanging from the top? No PSP model has ever had any ports on the top of the system, that space was required for the UMD drive (well except for the Go but even that has the charging port on the bottom). I kneel the PSP had a Mini-USB there but the rest of the post still stands Why is the analog nub on the wrong side? In fact, why are the face buttons shaped like the D-Pad and vice versa? But most importantly, how the fuck is xhe able to use the screen like a touchscreen? No PSP ever made has a touchscreen, a capacitive touchscreen was only introduced with the PSP's successor, the PSVITA, which this system clearly isn't (it's a PSP 2000, as shown by the semicircle buttons on the bottom, the lack of speaker grill, and the single analog nub).
Most importantly, this image is fucking cope. Silly and Poo were likely mindbroken over the fact the PSP had games people (LIKE THOSE HECCIN MOIDS) actually wanted to play and not casual game dust like Nintendogs and Brain Age, so they're projecting their hatred of the PSP on DA TROOOOOOOOONZ
its a prototype you bigot
EDIT: actually idk, for that thing to actually be running software it'd probably be in the PVT design stage. usually the hardware design would be complete by then. could also be a scrapped mid-gen refresh that was never finished. maybe xe got it from someone who works at sony. that's what happened with TI nSpire graphing calculators at least
 
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EDIT: actually idk, for that thing to actually be running software it'd probably be in the PVT design stage. usually the hardware design would be complete by then. could also be a scrapped mid-gen refresh that was never finished. maybe xe got it from someone who works at sony. that's what happened with TI nSpire graphing calculators at least
What a world, Sillypoo turns out to have access to confidential Sony documents from like 15 years ago (and if this is the case, they should leak more like how some hacking group basically leaked everything Insomniac did in the past ten years and will do in the next ten years)
 
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