thread_prefix.21 WTF are y'all doing?

Shalom.
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>celebrating niggermas
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Wow, this shit is more trad and family oriented then Consoomas.
 
the mutt holidays also at the bottom, it's just an excuse for mutt retards to expand their guts with zogslop and give their mutt bucks to Israel
dont bite the hand that feeds you
 
Would be cool if somebody gave their opinion on each holiday in the tier list.
@FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte
ok
Halloween has the best atmosphere and give people a chance to show their creativity, Paddys day because, well, I might be a bit biased but we make retard mutts fill their rivers with green dye and larp as irish, thats a plus, and xmas because it highlights the many positives of Christianity, a time of giving, family and happiness, it should never be below.
And with amazing tier, Easter is just a less cool version of xmas with with an emphasis on candy, it's fine, mothers day is great because it's the day we get to truly shed some light on the wonders and miracles of motherhood, new years is very samey and unlike other holidays last for only like a second but it makes it better whenever its a new decade or whatever.
Valentines day in good tier because well, if your a unlikable clittycel, then you won't be celebrating, i prefer a holiday for everyone being included.
Black friday is just meh, and fathers get enough praise as it is so okay tier.
Then the mutt holidays and the kike self-fellatio day at the very bottom because fuck Israel and the US.
 
ok

Halloween has the best atmosphere and give people a chance to show their creativity, Paddys day because, well, I might be a bit biased but we make retard mutts fill their rivers with green dye and larp as irish, thats a plus, and xmas because it highlights the many positives of Christianity, a time of giving, family and happiness, it should never be below.
And with amazing tier, Easter is just a less cool version of xmas with with an emphasis on candy, it's fine, mothers day is great because it's the day we get to truly shed some light on the wonders and miracles of motherhood, new years is very samey and unlike other holidays last for only like a second but it makes it better whenever its a new decade or whatever.
Valentines day in good tier because well, if your a unlikable clittycel, then you won't be celebrating, i prefer a holiday for everyone being included.
Black friday is just meh, and fathers get enough praise as it is so okay tier.
Then the mutt holidays and the kike self-fellatio day at the very bottom because fuck Israel and the US.
@FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte Waiting to hear your thoughts.
 
You have high linguistic intelligence.
I don't but thanks

New Years: It has a good tune that never gets old, the tune itself is Scottish in origin. Auld Lang Syne. Other than that it's extremely gimmicky, as for a period they used to make those New Years glasses in the 2000s because of the "00" functioning as eyeholes, this was a thing even in the '90s and even slightly afterward in the 2010s rolled around but it's stupid. It's the distant cousin to St. Patrick's Day not only because of the relationship between Scots and Irish folk, but because both holidays are an excuse to get excessively drunk.

Christmas: The birth of Jesus Christ, this holiday somehow got interjected with Paganism and Capitalism, so now we have Santa Claus (who is a rip-off of Saint Nicholas), and also the McRib is back. Sidenote I'm not at all trying to mock Christ with that final remark, I'm making fun of the idea that the MicRib is somehow one of the things you think of when you think of Christmas because of the retarded marketing of how this shit works among the masses.

Hanukkah/Chanukah: 11 days.

Thanksgiving: An excuse to get fat. It's also like the lesser Christmas in the sense that you want the family to get together around Christmas time instead of Thanksgiving, turkey is delicious doe and I really like the Macy's Day Parade and Charlie Brown.

Halloween: Wasn't this also a Pagan holiday? I remember that it started out somewhere in Western Europe where people would dress up as Spirits and other-worldly creatures to blend in with the existing Spirits because of some kind of idea that they would come out at a certain time on a certain day?... I don't know, I haven't thought about this in a long time.

Easter: The cruxifixction of Jesus Christ, but as well the three days after he had risen/was resurrected. This unfortunately got interjected with Capitalism because nothing can be sacred, so now instead of thinking of Christ's sacrifice, people think of chocolate, rabbits and eggs.

Mother's Day: A whole day dedicated to your mother.

Father's Day: A whole day dedicated to your father.

Fourth of July: The United States' independence day. Canada has theirs three days before ours.

St. Patrick's Day: Get drunk and care about Ireland, the United States are noted for caring way more about this holiday than the Irish themselves.

Valentines Day: A reminder that you're alone and don't have a partner and then the sinking feeling that you might die alone.

Pi Day: 3.14

Black Friday: The aftermath holiday after Thanksgiving, it's like a filthy aftertaste that sucks the life out of the holiday seasons until Christmas and Hanukkah come around. Capitalist """holiday""" that results in far too many deaths of retards. I can't even remember if Black Friday actually meant something outside of just buying shit at a cheap price, or if that was literally it, that was just the whole """holiday".
 
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I don't but thanks

New Years: It has a good tune that never gets old, the tune itself is Scottish in origin. Auld Lang Syne. Other than that it's extremely gimmicky, as for a period they used to make those New Years glasses in the 2000s because of the "00" functioning as eyeholes, this was a thing even in the '90s and even slightly after the 2010s rolled around but it's stupid. It's the distant cousin to St. Patrick's Day not only because of the relationship between Scots and Irish folk, but because both holidays are an excuse to get excessively drunk.

Christmas: The birth of Jesus Christ, this holiday somehow got interjected with Paganism and Capitalism, so now we have Santa Claus (who is a rip-off of Saint Nicholas), and also the McRib is back.

Hanukkah/Chanukah: 11 days.

Thanksgiving: An excuse to get fat. It's also like the lesser Christmas in the sense that you want the family to get together around Christmas time instead of Thanksgiving, turkey is delicious doe and I really like the Macy's Day Parade and Charlie Brown.

Halloween: Wasn't this also a Pagan holiday? I remember that it started out somewhere in Western Europe where people would dress up as Spirits and other-worldly creatures to blend in with the existing Spirits because of some kind of idea that they would come out at a certain time on a certain day?... I don't know, I haven't thought about this in a long time.

Easter: The cruxifixction of Jesus Christ, but as well the three days after he had risen/was resurrected. This unfortunately got interjected with Capitalism because nothing can be sacred, so now instead of thinking of Christ's sacrifice, people think of chocolate, rabbits and eggs.

Mother's Day: A whole day dedicated to your mother.

Father's Day: A whole day dedicated to your father.

Fourth of July: The United States' independence day. Canada has theirs three days before ours.

St. Patrick's Day: Get drunk and care about Ireland, the United States are noted for caring way more about this holiday than the Irish themselves.

Valentines Day: A reminder that you're alone and don't have a partner and then the sinking feeling that you might die alone.

Pi Day: 3.14

Black Friday: The aftermath holiday after Thanksgiving, it's like a filthy aftertaste that sucks the life out of the holiday seasons until Christmas and Hanukkah come around. Capitalist """holiday""" that results in far too many deaths of retards. I can't even remember if Black Friday actually meant something outside of just buying shit at a cheap price, or if that was literally it, that was just the whole """holiday".
Trvthnuke.

Christmas is actually used by Satanic cults as a ritual date since it's related to Yule. Halloween is related to Samhain. I like paganism.

New Year's Day is basically Christmas in Russia but the festive vibe isn't forced and we have a good chaotic dinner. Feels way jolly then eating dumb candy shit and listening to that fucking song about wanting you for Christmas.

Will post more HOLIDAY HOT TAKES.
 
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