Would you rather

[DonutHole]

Be 6'3 with a micropenis
OR
Be 5'3 with a monster

 

[Gem Control]

You are 5'3 with a microclitty

 

[anthony]

dwarves arew actually subhuman

 

[Gem Control]

dwarves arew actually subhuman

Erm no shit that's why they're mythical creatures

 

[anthony]

@Fortuna
you're around this height you should kill yourself or unblock the wall buddy

 

[Pepsilord]

Being tall is very advantageous in many regards, while having a big phallus is only advantageous in one regard

 

[Fortuna]

@Fortuna
you're around this height you should kill yourself or unblock the wall buddy

I'm 6 feet tall.

 

[ISTANBUL]

I see no benefits in being that tall, personally, so I'd pick the latter

 

[anthony]

I'm 6 feet tall.

post a picture of literally anything from your point of view

 

[Itransheartblox]

Be 6'3 with a micropenis
OR
Be 5'3 with a monster

5'3 with a monster

 

[ISTANBUL]

I'm 6 feet tall.

How much weight do you bench?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Be 6'3 with a micropenis
OR
Be 5'3 with a monster

5'3 with a monster

I could be like the short version of Frank Sinatra

 

[anthony]

I see no benefits in being that tall, personally, so I'd pick the latter

reaching things gaining weight and self asteem, having a large penis means literally nothing unless you have sex everyday

 

[ISTANBUL]

reaching things gaining weight and self asteem, having a large penis means literally nothing unless you have sex everyday

You have to see your own penis every single day of your life when you shower though, I'd feel pretty bad if I had to and it was minuscule

 

[Fortuna]

How much weight do you bench?

I don't know. I've never tried.

 

[Gem Control]

You have to see your own penis every single day of your life when you shower though, I'd feel pretty bad if I had to and it was minuscule

 

[Pepsilord]

You have to see your own penis every single day of your life when you shower though, I'd feel pretty bad if I had to and it was minuscule

If you’re short you're constantly surrounded by taller people mogging you. You don’t see other peoples' penises all day in contrast (at least I hope you don’t), so the effect on your psyche isn’t as pronounced

 

[DonutHole]

If you’re short you're constantly surrounded by taller people mogging you. You don’t see other peoples' penises all day in contrast (at least I hope you don’t), so the effect on your psyche isn’t as pronounced

Just walk around in joggers without underwear to assert dominance against lanklets

 

[DonutHole]

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Just walk around in joggers without underwear to assert dominance against lanklets

maybe sweatpants

 

[Pepsilord]

Just walk around in joggers without underwear to assert dominance against lanklets

What if your monster penis is a grower though?