Would you rather be 5'7 or 4'11?

[anthony]

I'd rather be 4'11 if I had to pick, that's why I made the thread. One is sad short, one is funny short.

you are a fake jew

 

[ukrainian_chad]

5'7 and that would also add like 10 years of more lifespan

 

[Fortuna]

you are a fake jew

Yeah.

 

[Born2JakForced2NameTroon]

5'7 looks malformed as if you needed slightly more GH to even out so 4'11 but handsome.

 

[Fortuna]

5'7 looks malformed as if you needed slightly more GH to even out so 4'11 but handsome.

I have a friend who is 5'7 and he's pretty handsome.

 

[Born2JakForced2NameTroon]

I have a friend who is 5'7 and he's pretty handsome.

You're right. I suppose I meant to say "proportional". I would be a proportional 4'11. I remember speaking to a guy in that weird height range and his head was fucking huge for his body. It was like how Sam Hyde looks. He was shorter than me yet had a bigger head. Looks off.

 

[Fortuna]

You're right. I suppose I meant to say "proportional". I would be a proportional 4'11. I remember speaking to a guy in that weird height range and his head was fucking huge for his body. It was like how Sam Hyde looks. He was shorter than me yet had a bigger head. Looks off.

I have a pretty small head compared to my body I think.

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

4'11 so i can look ridiculous

 

[Goldy]

Brenton Tarrant

 

[JoelWarlock]

I know a latinx kid irl who's 4'11 and he's up to like my nipples in height

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

Brenton Tarrant

marge what does this have to do with the conversation

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

4’11. I can ride a trike and I’d be funny asf.