Would you rather marry a lighter or a battery.

[Neal]

I mean, you choose man, I was tweaking out on rage music when I wrote this shit.

 

[1844 or Something]

lighter bro cause I'm freakin goth and like I need cigarettes to stave off the endless void like in my heart bro even if it never works and like I'm always empty

 

[evandoe]

Alkaline or acidic?
Cheap or expensive?

 

[Neal]

Alkaline or acidic?
Cheap or expensive?

either one it's not that deep

 

[1844 or Something]

either one it's not that deep

It is albeit

 

[baqqrih]

What brand is the battery?

 

[Neal]

What brand is the battery?

duracell extra life

 

[Chesnaught]

A lighter would be hotter

 

[baqqrih]

duracell extra life

Battery

 

[KingCargo]

Whatever is easiest to discard in the bin.

 

[8doe]

I can't hit either of these with a beer bottle. LAAAAAAAMEEEEE

 

[evandoe]

I can't hit either of these with a beer bottle. LAAAAAAAMEEEEE

Then pick the bottle

 

[Catter]

Definitely lighter