would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?

[Fortuna]

When he was confronted, he stuttered for a bit and foolishly claimed he was trying to pick up a cupcake. This implied he traveled like 40 miles o algo just to get a fucking cupcake, he was retarded. The internet then associated the word cupcake with child following the incident.

Thanks.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

There is also esports which is the stupidest shit ever

How exactly

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

>flopping around on a foam mat is an Olympic sport as of 2024 but competitive masturbating isn't despite one having WAY more history than the other
>publicly masturbating: 4000 BC
>"breaking": 1980s

 

[JC Denton]

How exactly

It's just overly hyped videogame tournaments. That shit doesn't even need a stadium you can watch it on twitch and still have the same experience as a live audience.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

>flopping around on a foam mat is an Olympic sport as of 2024 but competitive masturbating isn't despite one having WAY more history than the other
>publicly masturbating: 4000 BC
>"breaking": 1980s

Kek



Gooning to bnwo is Aryan culture. Sage

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Spadeson is a proud Jewish slvt for BBC