Why you should buy stocks from McDonald's and Starbucks

[ohiogod93]

>israel will become richer
>palestinians will die
>you will profit
>it will make da liberals seethe or something
>you become sigma

 

[Pfizer_Biggest_Supporter]

Why not just mcdonalds or something are you stupid?

 

[Canadian]

>We need to buy Mcdonalds to save Israel from ham ass or something along those lines

 

[Imperator]

Updooted.

 

[Sprokeandmeds]

McDonald’s is a good investment because only certified Aryans eat at it or however the calories are consumed

Starbucks is a shit investment because once TRQMP completes TLD (total libtard death) no one will want to buy $12 goyslop coffee which is 80% sugar