Discussion Why do mutts shit their pants in stores so much?

[DonutHole]

This is an interesting phenomena that I have observed while watching this species. I share now:

 

[DonutHole]

What is strange is that the balls of feces seem to just fall out without much resistance. Without the mutt even noticing. Is this anal incontinence due to anal sex? It is very popular among mutts.

 

[baqqrih]

There's a lot of weird people in this country. Still, the fact that the camera operators decided to record such disgusting actions rather than ignore them shows that there are still normal people here who can be stunned by such an abnormality, so it isn't as if it would be an everyday occurrence, thank goodness, for otherwise, none of the camera people would be filming the screens if it was such a normal thing, as it is in a place like India, for example.

 

[DonutHole]

This shit is like my version of chinese factory liveleak videos this shit is so funny

 

[sodack]

Probably drugs, some sort of mental issue/impairment, or both. I hope no one would do that in their right mind.

 

[AshkeNazi]

i remember seeing a post on /fit/ about this weight-loss drug that makes you shit out nearly all the fat you eat, so it might be that

 

[Stephen]

This is an interesting phenomena that I have observed while watching this species. I share now:

FUCK. YOU. EUROMUTT. Just for this post I am buying and eating constipation-inducing MREs en masse for every meal; and at a random day of the week I will go to my biggest and busiest local superstore and down bottle after bottle of the strongest laxatives I can find. You rootless cosmopolitan scum of the earth will be gradually turned away by my America-blessed bowel movements until you are driven back to the sea like the Redcoats at Yorktown or the snakes of Ireland. Fuck you.
None of your agents will be able to catch me. I will don whatever disguise I want thanks to the industrial clothing from third world countries rightfully ending up on my shores. I will be indistinguishable from anybody else, and at the same time I will rise above them all in integrity, character, and will. None of your goycattle zogdrones can truly and fully comprehend what I am doing as righteous, but I know that in my heart the truest Americans are in spirit saluting me along this campaign, as are the ghosts of the greatest American heroes from George Washington to Barry Obama. FUCK YOU.
I shall engage in these actions at once. The trembling and sickly members of any secret council in stuffy little buildings across the world will never be able to match me, or my subtle push against the domination that they seek to project from their stackable chairs and hats. All the might of Zion could rain upon me but it would be hopeless, as your terror will only drive more towards my banner. When the enlightened masses finally crash against you like the waves of a Biblical flood, you will remember in your dying moments only the bitter, insulting efforts from my lower body’s strength that sparked your implosion! FUCK! YOU!

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

shit tier diet.
city dwelling subhumans tend to feel superior towards ruralGODs for muh convenience and look what do we have now.

 

[ILoveVesna]

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Cherry picked we are not all fat

 

[Pepsilord]

Is America really like this

 

[DonutHole]

>ruralGODS

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

I transhate rural life because I'm a feeble goyslop fed cattle and they don't sell soylent there.

 

[Brainstorm]

I’ve seen this in Europe but they are high on crack

 

[Gigafly]

I do this

 

[Rev]

This never happens

 

[DonutHole]

@NekoRightsActivist
>t. corn fed room temp IQ slave hand

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

@NekoRightsActivist
>t. corn fed room temp IQ slave hand

said the city livestock, I'm a city livestock stuck in a shithole too but at least I'm self awared.
>can't express any opinion outside being an npc or a shut in, or otherwise you'd be fired
>monitored by glowies (aka cattle herders) 24/7
>can't start a brawling with fuckers you despise (but it has nothing to do with being a livestock, it's call muh civilised society oy vey)
>can't even defend yourself from thugs. have to resort on calling cops like a cuck city livestocks are.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

It’s a mart so I must shart.

 

[basil]

it’s mostly old people