Discussion Who wins in a hand to hand fight Trump or hitler?

[Thrembolone]

Are they both at their prime?

If so, i think Trump would win. Hitler always seemed really weak to me like i could probably kill him

 

[meijak]

HE IS LITERALLY ME

Why do you have that cat as your pfp?

 

[FuckingNUTS]

If so, i think Trump would win. Hitler always seemed really weak to me like i could probably kill him

I could probably let out a nasty fart and Hitler would most likely just pass out

 

[DonutHole]

>He was described by other soldiers as aloof, quiet, and a loner, never receiving mail from home but regularly reading pamphlets and literature
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Hitler was a cutie patootie

>They laughed at "Adi" for his aversion to smutty stories, and traded their jam rations for his tobacco.
>Hitler often expressed outrage at his fellow soldiers visiting French prostitutes, both for their nationality as well as the immorality of the act
Making Adi-kun blush with my smutty stories! Making Adi-kun smile by giving him jam! Making Adi-kun jealous by hiring French Prostitutes!

 

[1844 or Something]

Civil rights.

 

[Jimb0]

If so, i think Trump would win. Hitler always seemed really weak to me like i could probably kill him

I mean maybe trump was okay looking when he was younger but Hitler was a different beast who went through war and shiet

 

[Gigafly]

Didn't I read somewhere Hitler had a mysterious immune disease similar to AIDS 40 years before it even existed? he was literally patient zero of being pozzed kek

 

[Thrembolone]

>They laughed at "Adi" for his aversion to smutty stories, and traded their jam rations for his tobacco.
>Hitler often expressed outrage at his fellow soldiers visiting French prostitutes, both for their nationality as well as the immorality of the act

>N-no dont read those!

 

[meijak]

Hitler was a h*cking valid trans kween, therefore xhe wins by default.

 

[DonutHole]

I mean maybe trump was okay looking when he was younger but Hitler was a different beast who went through war and shiet
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He played college ball? Trump winning.

 

[Thrembolone]

I mean maybe trump was okay looking when he was younger but Hitler was a different beast who went through war and shiet
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If Trump played college ball he destroys Hitler. No contest

 

[Gem Control]

I could probably let out a nasty fart and Hitler would most likely just pass out

Be careful bud, hitler is a world-class braphog, legends says his gas is more sulfuric than shitoko’s

 

[FuckingNUTS]

If Trump played college ball he destroys Hitler. No contest

Hitler would probably win if he had something like a bayonet at hand but by pure strength yeah I think Trump is winning easily

 

[DonutHole]

Be careful bud, hitler is a world-class braphog, legends says his gas is more sulfuric than shitoko’s
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Source: Vile Shlomo

 

[Thrembolone]

Be careful bud, hitler is a world-class braphog, legends says his gas is more sulfuric than shitoko’s
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Bro gassed the Jews with his ultra sulfuric smelly stinky braps

 

[Gigafly]

Didn't I read somewhere Hitler had a mysterious immune disease similar to AIDS 40 years before it even existed? he was literally patient zero of being pozzed kek

i made this up btw

 

[Gem Control]

>He was described by other soldiers as aloof, quiet, and a loner, never receiving mail from home but regularly reading pamphlets and literature
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Hitler was a cutie patootie

Source: Vile Shlomo

 

[DonutHole]

Hitler's dad looked like a neandethal kek. Imagine being little hitler and getting beaten daily by this creature with palms probably the size of your head

 

[Jimb0]

what is she built for?

 

[FuckingNUTS]

Hitler's dad looked like a neandethal kek. Imagine being little hitler and getting beaten daily by this creature with palms probably the size of your head
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What is wrong with his mustache? What is it with Austrians and not taking proper care of their mustaches?