VOTE! who will win the amerimutt presidential debate tonight

[Stephen]

On what news network should I watch the debate
Edit: Im waiting on the Fox news stream because they were nice to Kennedy

 

[rapson industries .ltc]

kamala harris makes my penis feel tingly

 

[nagolbud]

Imagine caring about american politics... if your vote mattered they wouldn't let you do it. fuckin' normies talkin about politics.

 

[nagolbud]

Electoral college votes vs normie popular vote. Your vote literally doesn't even fuckin' matter in normie world. All these braindead retards larping for politics. It's fuckin pathetic. If you care about statism you're a faggot.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

both are old hags

 

[nagolbud]

both are old hags

Kamala is a dude and trump is a chick.

 

[baqqrih]

Imagine caring about american politics... if your vote mattered they wouldn't let you do it. fuckin' normies talkin about politics.

Well, I used to watch the Lone Ranger as a small child when I'd stay over at my grandma's house, yet I still knew there wasn't really a lone ranger and his Indian friend, Tonto, out there actually shooting bandits and evildoers in the real world (or else this debate wouldn't be happening because Tonto and the Lone Ranger would have rounded them up already). So, knowing it's all a facade, it should still similarly be fun to watch these two characters bicker for a bit.

 

[nagolbud]

Well, I used to watch the Lone Ranger as a small child when I'd stay over at my grandma's house, yet I still knew there wasn't really a lone ranger and his Indian friend, Tonto, out there actually shooting bandits and evildoers in the real world (or else this debate wouldn't be happening because Tonto and the Lone Ranger would have rounded them up already). So, knowing it's all a facade, it should still similarly be fun to watch these two characters bicker for a bit.

Only normies like drama.

 

[baqqrih]

Only normies like drama.

Darn, and I like watching your feuds with Doll, too... I'd guess I'm a normie.

 

[nagolbud]

Darn, and I like watching your feuds with Doll, too... I'd guess I'm a normie.

Feuds with doll are fun because @DOOR is creative and funny. We'd conquer the world with the soyjakking chud ramy. Trump and Kamala are satanic faggot androgynes who literally bomb and kill people for fun.

 

[Stephen]

Only normies like drama.

I'm the biggest normie on the blog.... maybe even in the soysphere.....

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

>firetruck crashes through the back of the stage as the debate begins, sirens blaring
>steve, wearing a bandana like an old western outlaw, hops down from its roof onto the stage in between either candidate's podium
>crowd is screaming in fear, the secret service is too frightened to intervene
>"GET HER!" he shouts in fury
>a group of firemen rush off of the truck with a large hose
>kamala is soaked in an instant, the blast of water pushing her down, behind her podium
>trump points his finger at steve, panicked
>"NO, NO, THIS RADICAL TERRORIST IS DOING ALL OF THIS, NONE OF THIS IS MAGA-ENDORSED!"
>kamala's hands reach out above the podium, gripping it with all of her might as she slowly picks herself up
>wait...
>what?
>her skin...
>brown paint drips off of the uncovered pale-white, germanic skin of kamala
>the crowd is frantic, tomatoes are thrown at her as she squints her A10 eyes in bewilderment
>steve says with a roar "YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO! HER REAL NAME IS KAREN DEBRA HARRIS, AND SHE WAS BORN IN MONTANA!"
>steve drops the bandana, revealing his true identity as a valid person of color
>trump immediately drops to his knees in worship
>"i don't deserve this victory... but you... you've earned the key to the white house... my true king..."
>immediately, two big, red buttons rise out of the desk in front of the debate moderators
>two synchronized fists are slammed upon the table
>on the spot, the secret service finally reveals itself, armed with handguns
>kamala and trump are dragged off of the stage in tears as bibi netanyahu abruptly exits the firetruck, the red beast bulging out of the shattered wall as its flashing lights shine like god rays upon the new king of america
>his wrinkled hand grasps the umber palm of steve
>"eheheh... my favorite pee-oh-see... you've finally done it..."
>the curtains to the stage close, and the crowd roars with thunderous applause

I love it when schloggers make stories out of other schloggers, my favorite character was the firetruck!

 

[nagolbud]

 

[Hoot]

TRVMP, TRVST THE PLAN PATRIQTS

 

[Imperator]

God what is this blatant anti-semitism, can someone fix this?