VOTE! who will win the amerimutt presidential debate tonight

who will win the amerimutt presidential debate tonight

  • Donald "transhearts israel" Drumpf

    Votes: 18 90.0%

  • Nigmala "whorin' to the top" Harris

    Votes: 6 30.0%
  • Total voters
    20
  • Poll closed .
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TRUMP IS A FUGGIN THREAT TO DEMOCRACY VOTE FOR ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!
 
>electing the yellow guy will make democracy LE DEAD
>electing the black kween will make democracy LE SAVED
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Steve said:
I'm gonna win the debate, watch it tonight and be amazed and bedazzled.
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>firetruck crashes through the back of the stage as the debate begins, sirens blaring
>steve, wearing a bandana like an old western outlaw, hops down from its roof onto the stage in between either candidate's podium
>crowd is screaming in fear, the secret service is too frightened to intervene
>"GET HER!" he shouts in fury
>a group of firemen rush off of the truck with a large hose
>kamala is soaked in an instant, the blast of water pushing her down, behind her podium
>trump points his finger at steve, panicked
>"NO, NO, THIS RADICAL TERRORIST IS DOING ALL OF THIS, NONE OF THIS IS MAGA-ENDORSED!"
>kamala's hands reach out above the podium, gripping it with all of her might as she slowly picks herself up
>wait...
>what?
>her skin...
>brown paint drips off of the uncovered pale-white, germanic skin of kamala
>the crowd is frantic, tomatoes are thrown at her as she squints her A10 eyes in bewilderment
>steve says with a roar "YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO! HER REAL NAME IS KAREN DEBRA HARRIS, AND SHE WAS BORN IN MONTANA!"
>steve drops the bandana, revealing his true identity as a valid person of color
>trump immediately drops to his knees in worship
>"i don't deserve this victory... but you... you've earned the key to the white house... my true king..."
>immediately, two big, red buttons rise out of the desk in front of the debate moderators
>two synchronized fists are slammed upon the table
>on the spot, the secret service finally reveals itself, armed with handguns
>kamala and trump are dragged off of the stage in tears as bibi netanyahu abruptly exits the firetruck, the red beast bulging out of the shattered wall as its flashing lights shine like god rays upon the new king of america
>his wrinkled hand grasps the umber palm of steve
>"eheheh... my favorite pee-oh-see... you've finally done it..."
>the curtains to the stage close, and the crowd roars with thunderous applause
 
baqqrih said:
>firetruck crashes through the back of the stage as the debate begins, sirens blaring
>steve, wearing a bandana like an old western outlaw, hops down from its roof onto the stage in between either candidate's podium
>crowd is screaming in fear, the secret service is too frightened to intervene
>"GET HER!" he shouts in fury
>a group of firemen rush off of the truck with a large hose
>kamala is soaked in an instant, the blast of water pushing her down, behind her podium
>trump points his finger at steve, panicked
>"NO, NO, THIS RADICAL TERRORIST IS DOING ALL OF THIS, NONE OF THIS IS MAGA-ENDORSED!"
>kamala's hands reach out above the podium, gripping it with all of her might as she slowly picks herself up
>wait...
>what?
>her skin...
>brown paint drips off of the uncovered pale-white, germanic skin of kamala
>the crowd is frantic, tomatoes are thrown at her as she squints her A10 eyes in bewilderment
>steve says with a roar "YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO! HER REAL NAME IS KAREN DEBRA HARRIS, AND SHE WAS BORN IN MONTANA!"
>steve drops the bandana, revealing his true identity as a valid person of color
>trump immediately drops to his knees in worship
>"i don't deserve this victory... but you... you've earned the key to the white house... my true king..."
>immediately, two big, red buttons rise out of the desk in front of the debate moderators
>two synchronized fists are slammed upon the table
>on the spot, the secret service finally reveals itself, armed with handguns
>kamala and trump are dragged off of the stage in tears as bibi netanyahu abruptly exits the firetruck, the red beast bulging out of the shattered wall as its flashing lights shine like god rays upon the new king of america
>his wrinkled hand grasps the umber palm of steve
>"eheheh... my favorite pee-oh-see... you've finally done it..."
>the curtains to the stage close, and the crowd roars with thunderous applause
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I love you baqqrih, you're too gemmy for this forum [wholesome]
 

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