Discussion Who is the most pathetic shlog user

[Mr. Thrembo 88]

^ !!! THIS USER HAS NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN BEFORE IN HIS LIFE !

Not true, me and your mom had a doozy March 15th when my schlog account was made and you were leaking over it

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

How is that gay when he's around the opposite sex?

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Having primarily female friends as a dude either means you're gay or they're gay. Both are terrible.

In all seriousness, no. While I'd much rather not have to deal with anyone, I've always had a much easier time dealing with women than dealing with other men.

My closest online friend is a woman, and she is heterosexual. I have never even entertained the thought of trying to have sex with her. Believe it or not, it is entirely possible to see people of the opposite sex as something other than just sex objects.

Took a shower in between my last post and this one

lyou literally have nothing on me but bait & shitposts, the jew thing was being said to tojo of all people and you still couldn't see it.

We both reactionnuked him, I'm just better.

You just look bald kek. I can shave my head and get rid of my hair too you know, the difference is that mine will grow back after a few days.

LOL, do you seriously think you can gaslight your way out of being Jewish now? Tojo called you a kike and you told him that you weren't a full-blooded Jew, later saying that you looked white. And now you obsequiously kiss his ass because you think that it'll make you less Jewish.

Also, I bet it really hurts you to know that even that rough-looking 2018 solitary confinement mugshot is still far less repulsive to women than you are. I try to make myself as ugly as possible in the hopes that nobody will be attracted to me, yet I've still been hit on countless times (by people of both genders) and could easily have an active sex life if I wanted to. Because, again, I don't act like a repulsive, sociopathic, entitled, misogynistic rapist, unlike you.

 

[dino]

yet I've still been hit on countless times (by people of both genders

yep hes trolling

 

[Fagon]

Tojo called you a kike and you told him that you weren't a full-blooded Jew, later saying that you looked white.

Yeah lol it was funny as fuck
>thread: How much jewish blood do you have?

Here's where Tojo got that thing about me being jewish KEK.

I try to make myself as ugly as possible

It's working.

 

[8doe]

In all seriousness, no. While I'd much rather not have to deal with anyone, I've always had a much easier time dealing with women than dealing with other men.

My closest online friend is a woman, and she is heterosexual. I have never even entertained the thought of trying to have sex with her. Believe it or not, it is entirely possible to see people of the opposite sex as something other than just sex objects.

yeah i have female friends too wowie shocker
i'm not saying that having female friends is bad i'm saying having too many of them or having your inner circle be comprised of 99% women is gay or is a sign that you're gay. one of the girls.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Yeah lol it was funny as fuck
>thread: How much jewish blood do you have?

Here's where Tojo got that thing about me being jewish KEK.

It's working.

>Both of my mom's parents are half Ashkenazi

>This is le irony lole funny joek get it?

Do you just assume that everyone else is as retarded as you?

yeah i have female friends too wowie shocker
i'm not saying that having female friends is bad i'm saying having too many of them or having your inner circle be comprised of 99% women is gay or is a sign that you're gay. one of the girls.

So, by that logic, women whose social circle is primarily male are lesbians.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

So, by that logic, women whose social circle is primarily male are lesbians.

they mostly end up being bops, but this is still possible.

 

[8doe]

So, by that logic, women whose social circle is primarily male are lesbians.

yeah kinda

 

[Soyteen Liker]

they mostly end up being bops, but this is still possible.

what is a bop, marge

 

[8doe]

what is a bop, marge

"baddie on point"
basically just means whore

 

[jimbo]

"baddie on point"

i cant keep up with ts

 

[MoonMetropolis]

yeah kinda

How many lesbians do you know who exclusively hang out with men?

And AGP troons don't count as lesbians.

 

[Fagon]

>Both of my mom's parents are half Ashkenazi

>This is le irony lole funny joek get it?

I laughed, and that's all the matters joshy-boy.

 

[dino]

yeah i have female friends too wowie shocker

online friends dont count

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i cant keep up with ts

it's been a phrase for a while

 

[jimbo]

it's been a phrase for a while

i have literally never heard anybody say bop

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i have literally never heard anybody say bop

naur..

 

[8doe]

online friends dont count

yeah i know i've had irl friends before who were women

How many lesbians do you know who exclusively hang out with men?

not exclusively but i know a few in male friend groups or circles

 

[SINO_II]

Holy fuck this is disgusting. Why isn't @SINO_II banned for this shit already? This is hard evidence at its very core.

Fuck off nigger I was never involved in UTTP I just made an avatar for lulz