Which shlog user would be the most likely to lead a normal life, find a girl, get married, and have children?

well I know a man who is pregnant And his name is Freddy fazbear, because this one time, Willem Astor took a kid, and he MURDERED HIM GRRR!! And you know what he did? He put that kid inside Freddy five bears, put the body in Freddy five bear, he also did it with chica the kitchen, Bonnie the b-b Bonnie the Bonnie, foxy the fox pirate RAR and yellow Freddy five bear. So so so chica the kitchen is a girl I think, but Freddy fazbear is a boy and he's pregnant, because there's a kid inside him, but he's also possessed by the kid inside of him, he's like possessed by his pregnacy, because he's Freddy five bear. And if you go to five nights at three AM he EATS you with his pregnant because he's pregnant because William afton is purple and he's weird and that's why you don't go to freddy five bear pizza at three AM because
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