Discussion Which Schlog Users Would (You) Ally With During a Zombie Apocalypse?

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Me. . . ? oh. . . I'd go alone. I don't need others weighing me down anyways. I'd go deep into the forest with the katana my mom bought me for my birthday last year and become the king of the jungle. I don't need others by my side to keep my sanity, for. . . I lost it long ago. . .
 
>Me. . . ? oh. . . I'd go alone. I don't need others weighing me down anyways. I'd go deep into the forest with the katana my mom bought me for my birthday last year and become the king of the jungle. I don't need others by my side do keep my sanity, for. . . I lost it long ago. . .
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>Me. . . ? oh. . . I'd go alone. I don't need others weighing me down anyways. I'd go deep into the forest with the katana my mom bought me for my birthday last year and become the king of the jungle. I don't need others by my side do keep my sanity, for. . . I lost it long ago. . .
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>Me. . . ? oh. . . I'd go alone. I don't need others weighing me down anyways. I'd go deep into the forest with the katana my mom bought me for my birthday last year and become the king of the jungle. I don't need others by my side do keep my sanity, for. . . I lost it long ago. . .
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I have ~2500+ hours in gmod zombie survival I'll know what to do in an apocalypse
just gotta have some non-retarded allies and i'll be fine
 
@Soyteen Liker because I think she's cool and could probably help @Ytsuken because I feel like he's strong and knows a good bit about stuff @_account for the same reasons as well also because he probably would be the most dependable and knows how to find blacksites @qaqorsomething because he would provide entertainment in the zombie apocalypse by discussing Hitler's BBC with us and drawing sprunki on the walls @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX because I think he's cool and probably has all of Skibidi toilet downloaded so we're not bored to death @Xiuhcoyotl because I feel like he knows good shit @soyjak88 for being a REDGOD @SmallAnus so our colony could claim legitimate successor status from soyjak.blog (also because he is cool and strong) @UendeligKamp because he would push us to survive and is a strong aryan BEAST @1844 or Something because he actually knows how to do gardening and animal husbandry (he only has chickens but I mean if we find cows it'd still work cows are just big chickens or something) and really just people I like here

If I can only pick 3 doe to complete the Left 4 dead team then
@Soyteen Liker @Ytsuken @qaqorsomething
 
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