What's the best goyslop?

[Noah]

What's your top picks

 

[SoySpotter]

McDonalds

 

[Apeson]

Burger king is pretty good where i live

 

[Noah]

McDonalds
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$5 meal deal Chads won

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Either Jet's Pizza or Raising Cane's

 

[8doe]

burger king

 

[_account]

That's like asking what the best medieval torture is

 

[Noah]

I'll pick In-N-Out. For those who don't know it, it's mainly a California fastfood chain and it's pretty decent for goyslop.

 

[Zuse]

I would say either In-N-Out or Chick-Fil-A.

 

[_account]

I would say either In-N-Out or Chick-Fil-A.

Taco Bell should change their name to In-N-Out

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Waffle House if that counts. It's filling and doesn't make me sick, which is a rare combo for cheap food.

 

[archimes]

If you're a Russian and you happen to be sick in the USA you'd be quite intelligent if you went to Chipotle, ordered the spiciest rubbish on the menu, brought it home, mixed it with a bland meal, then ate it, killing half of your guts but notably also whatever weird sickness you originally gained. Works really well if your nose or throat is screwed up. Got a throat virus earlier this year and it went away with meximutt food mixed with an ordinary chicken soup.

Just make sure not to overdose on cholesterol, especially if your liver is weak. I suggest doing what I did and making a chicken soup out of it. Or something like that.

 

[archimes]

That being said, it would be oxymoronic to put "tolerable" and "goyslop" into a single sentence. Popeyes (or as I like to call it, Pope yes) is decent, so I'll mention it.

 

[Steve]

Mountain Dew is heavenly, I'm sorry health nerds its just too tasty.

 

[cobbycov]

your mother

 

[8doe]

Mountain Dew is heavenly, I'm sorry health nerds its just too tasty.

Kidney Stones are calling...

 

[Steve]

Kidney Stones are calling...

I drink a lot of water, I just enjoy a mountain dew of any flavor (except original) as a treat. Baja Blast is the best one and Game Fuel (2007) is a close second.

 

[dewott]

McDonalds
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i look like this and say this

btw i chug redbull sometimes

 

[LeHombre]

Oh fuck yeah, nigga, I have one of the best (sometimes bad) goyslop's, I'll list some of my favourites at the moment...

1. Pukka Pie/that one specific steak pie my mom buys from ASDA
2. Rustlers Hot Dogs
3. Pizza (sometimes from Dominos)
4. Żurek
5. Kebabs
6. Fish and Chips
7. Chinese Food
8. McDonalds
9. Cottage Pie
10. Crisps
11. Cheesestring/Dairylea Strip Cheese
12. Pepperami
13. Harbo Gummy Candy (mainly Starmix or any other flavors)
14. Fruit Shoot
15. Sandwiches from Tesco/Co-Op
16. Sushi from Aldi/Co-Op
etc etc ETC

 

[Catter]

Everything I like